You wake up in Nice, France.

What do you do?

>>211694977 (OP)
Its villefranche. The entire med coast is almost one big city given how built up it is. Most of the french coast has been completely built up, theres not a single large coastal nature area apart from marshes in camargue, somme and some planted pine trees southwest

>>211694977 (OP)
Embêter les Français avec mon français cassé

>>211695095
Une bière et une glace à la vanille SVP

>>211694977 (OP)
>You wake up in Nice
Don't tell me what to do.

>>211694977 (OP)
be extremely rude

>>211694977 (OP)
Furiosly masturbate in public as frenchoids love it

>>211694977 (OP)
I visit my grandpa :)

>>211694977 (OP)
I vandalize Garibaldi's statue

>>211694977 (OP)
go around speaking english with people

>wake up
Another loss then

>>211694977 (OP)
have fun in the colony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCjgm-2mBEY

>>211695095
This, parisians and tourshits ruined everything. Liguria is a bit better, but it's still grim

>>211695376
Stairs.

>>211695432
I am from corsica, born and raised in bastia and here the opposite. A lot of places are super built up but on the other hand most of the island is still wilderness. I guess blowing shit up scares tourshits

>>211695577
Please keep your island as it is my friend
https://youtu.be/_wm2fDsNdW4
How's the nafri situation over there

>>211695752
Not as bad as marseille but theres still quite a lot of them, gypsies too. My grandparents are on the coast and seasonal gypsy workers broke into their home in broad day light to steal shit, now they have a tromblon and the gypsies dont dare coming close. Also ple pf their caravan caught on fire accodentally
Anyway usually they dont wander in the mountains

>>211694977 (OP)
I'm leaving at all costs, I hate this place so much.

>>211694977 (OP)
no longer suffer because i'm not in britranny

>>211696954
>I hate this scenic Mediterranean city with perfect weather
You don't suffer in Nice

>>211695348
heh, he chose us

>>211696954
Venez en Louisiane mon ami. Vous serez heureux icitte

>>211697320
>quitter des noirs pour trouver encore plus de noirs

>>211697409
Alors peut-être Maine? C’est vraiment blanche là-bas.

>>211697583
magnifique, je signe !

>>211694977 (OP)
>Nice
I hate people who are always so nice

>>211694977 (OP)
I go for the train station and take the first train to Paris so i can get home as fast as i can.

>>211697929
>parisian
If you're so rich just spoil yourself and take a ferry to Corsica.

>>211694977 (OP)
I go to a like in OP's pic where I can see the whole place, film myself saying "Nice!" and then leave.

>>211697929
How’s life in Paris? Did you grow up there?

>>211697313
Garibaldi, as a native, was furious for the cession of Nice.
It was Cavour that gave it to France.

>>211698523
thats nothing compared to what we did to secure your independence, be grateful Giorgio

>>211694977 (OP)
BOUGNOULES DE MERDE QUITTEZ MA VILLE PUTAIN DE CROUILLES RÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈ

>>211699359
quid des tchétchènes et des afghans ?

>>211699520
Avez-vous des tchétchènes et des afghans? Je pensais que la plupart vivaient en Allemagne ou en Autriche

>>211699661
il y en a particulièrement a Nice, oui

>>211699694
C'est fini alors, bombardez la ville

>>211699765
c'est con parce que la ville est belle

>>211695577
How true is this album?

>>211699694
Qu’est-ce que pensez de l’occitan? Est-ce que vous avez visité Nîmes ou Toulouse? Je voudrais y visiter

>>211695577
I've been on Corsica. I saw the Napoleon statue. And now you know

>>211694977 (OP)
Find the nearest bus/train station and go back home. I got shit to do.

>>211700194
j'y suis jamais allé, et j'ai pas d'avis sur l'occitan

>>211700353
>I got shit to do
Like what? Jack off, watch anime, and play video games???

>>211700833
I'm refitting the roof on my summer cabin.
The winter took it's toll on the old one.

>>211700062
Corsican cheese is not that bad, and the stereotype about women dressed in black was from decades ago, like pre WWII, when they were turbo catholic.

>>211700194
>occitan
Stop believing in memes.

>>211697313
You can keep him, he was a masonic communist pirate

>>211702015
Closed.

>>211694977 (OP)
Me la riprendo.

>>211694977 (OP)
get run over by a truck of peace

Go to the strand and order a beer in English.

>>211694977 (OP)
French do not suffer

>>211703566
Gay. I look Finnish today.

>>211703566
Celui-ci. Je veux faire des amis français mais tout le monde déteste mon pays.Je suis tellement fatigué de parler au d’autres américains.

Pourquoi est-ce que les français ne peuvent pas faire un imageboard comme Dvach? Je n’aime pas JVC

watch out for trucks