Thread 211702723

It's not even summer and I already want to fucking die

seasons affect you wanting to die? amateur
come back when there is no time when you dont want to die

>>211702767
I don't have strong feelings about existence

>>211702723 (OP)
Seeing couples is suicide inducing and now that it's summer they're everywhere

wish i had deadly cancer.

>>211702723 (OP)
knock knock

>>211703338
who's there? *grab my shotgun*

I am losing money this entire summer because of assholes I need legally questionable advice

>>211703421
its the police, ma'am. your sons been hit by a drunk driver hes dead....

>>211703513
How?

>>211703552
Idk what its called in english its when they automatically withdraw from your income

>>211703597
how did you get in this situation?

>>211703611
Pissing off a landlord and refusing to cooperate with them, failing at negotiations with a settlement organization

>>211702723 (OP)
tell me if this is any good;

an astronaut about to go on a mission chats up a girl, its my last night, this could be special blah blah
she laughs; "Oh gosh i love astrology"

Being the autist he is he cant help but feel deep anger for her stupidity and walks away.

a guy overheard it all and says;
>I'll do it, I'll suck your dick.

the astronaut is repulsed.
The guy looks him deep in his dreamt eyes and says;
>What? I Love Astronomy

>>211703754
hehe :DD

>>211702827
Saaaaammmmeeee, bruh.

It's even worse when it's a 18-20yo. cutie with some 40yo. hairball who looks worse than you.

>>211703819
i read that in a french accent and added
>hoh hoh hooooh
it was real in my mind