Invented the printing press
Invented the Reformation
Invented the Enlightenment
Invented Romanticism
Invented combustion engines
Invented compulsory school education
Invented pensions
Invented compulsory healthcare
Invented mp3
Invented SIM-cards
Invented synthetic fertilisers
Discovered calculus
Discovered binary numbers
Discovered thermodynamics
Discovered quantum theory
Discovered X-Rays
Discovered cells
Built the first computer
Built the first automobile

>>211704535 (OP)
You're welcome

>>211704535 (OP)
also started two world wars to destroy everything

>>211704589
it was a self defense special military operation

>>211704535 (OP)
Should've stopped at printing press man.

>>211704589
Invented world wars

>>211704535 (OP)
>Discovered calculus
um shitaly did that sweatie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonaventura_Cavalieri

>>211705208
>calculus

wrong cowshit eater
Modern calculus was developed in 17th-century Europe by Isaac Newton and Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz (independently of each other, first publishing around the same time)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calculus

>>211705412
It should also be noted that it was sociable Chad Leibniz' notation and explanation that he actively pushed in academia worldwide.

Newton grasped the thing, but, being an autistic incel, never bothered to popularise it.

>>211705524
I use Newtonian notation exclusively because my ex loved Klimt and I met her in calculus when I still used Leibniz notation

Now I HATE KLIMT and LEIBNIZ NOTATION

>>211704535 (OP)
and now we must bow to our AI overlords, we did not need any of this.

>>211704535 (OP)
>Invented the printing press
Aiding in mass literacy, which was terrible for humanity
>Invented the Reformation
Causing religous wars
>Invented the Enlightenment
The reason this country is full of foreigners.
>Invented Romanticism
Which lead to ethnic nationalism, which lead to WW2 and the holocaust
>Invented compulsory school education
A mistake, like the printing press. The masses shouldn't be "educated".
>Invented pensions
And refuses to reform theirs to save them.
>Invented synthetic fertilisers
Feeding all of those countries we get those strong young men from. Thanks for those Arabs.

>>211705873
Chuddy please. You can still live your bestest pre-modern life in rural India, Afghanistan or Vietnam.

>>211705803
no we dont jose
stand up

>>211705873
all wrong.
>post nose btw!

>>211705912
>>211705912
>I hecking love the word in current year, so advanced and modern!

>>211704589
Self defense

>>211706019
Luv every aspect, prefer it to the pre-German world of turnip farming and dying of smallpox yeah

>>211706188
>Luv every aspect
*Luv every aspect - NO

Erm all of those are like chinese or something

>>211706188
ah yes, better to farm excel sheets and pretend people ain’t getting bombed somewhere else

>>211706268
yup, still preferable

>>211706229
... or however the rat is deep-fried

>>211706025
thanks burger bro!
of course it was self defense. we had the right to defend our self against foreign attacking us!

>>211704535 (OP)
>Invented pensions
in other words caused the collapse of civilization (again)

>>211704535 (OP)
Thanks, I use all that shit while I spend my day on the beach half naked.

>>211706463
>(again)
still salty kurwa
your shithole never brought anything to the table yet you talk big mouth (again) !

>>211704535 (OP)
>invented pensions
the moment civilization was ruined

>>211704535 (OP)
Thank you for everything, Germany!!!
Wait.... Uhhhhh
>Built the first computer
Nevermind. KYS

>>211706767
hope you book back home pajeet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_completeness
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konrad_Zuse

1871 Germany is invented by (((((them))))
1914 world goes to shit

Germany is a Zionist tool to destroy europe

>>211707051

the eternal kurwa

invent nothing
destroy everything
>lose every battle as always

>>211706188
>>211706313
Peak Untermensch mentality

>>211705873
Blud waffling like he wouldn't be a farmer peasant and serf

Didn't invent the first shitty trannyfrog though, did you?