>>211717372not too long ago I was in an airport smoking room and two of those specimen were inside with me, when they finished smoking they tried to get out of the room. the airtight door had a big button next to it which needed to be pushed in order for it to reveal an exit. at first they tried to wave at the non-existent motion sensor, then, unsuccessful, they turned and demanded from me an answer on how to open the door (in a really confrontational way, if you can believe that). I looked at them and just shrugged, so they went back to trying to solve the problem. in the meantime I had finished smoking, however I did not get up. for a good two minutes I watched them flail around, touch the door repeatedly, start to get angry, until miraculously and serendipitiously, the one with the Gucci fanny pack managed to press the button and the door opened.
I really felt I was at the zoo in that moment.