why are americans so damn obsessed with mowing lawns

to make our lawns walkable

>>211740990 (OP)
look at how sweet this looks and how you mogg the fuck out of your pleb neighbors

>>211740990 (OP)
They get fined by Stasi… I mean HOA if their lawn isn’t within 37/64th inch margin of the communist… I mean community standards.

>>211741086
The entire purpose of an HOA is to preserve what little we can of segregation by having a civil association that can’t be directly targeted by the government. Everyone who lives in the HOA wants it to be that way.

>>211741145
Yes, comrade, everyone in the commune gets to vote on local issues. And you vil obey by commune standards and you vil be happy. This isn’t at all how Raisoviets in the USSR worked. This is liberty n shiet.

>>211741064
>closest supermarket: 1 hour by foot

>>211740990 (OP)
>>211741064
>LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE WE ARE ALL ABOUT PERSO AL FREEDOM BABEEYYYY
>ehm.... sir why havent u cut YOUR lawn, why are you GENOCIDING ME YOU NEED TO CUT YOUR DAMN LAWN THIS IS ALL OF OUR LAWN YOU CANT DECIDE WHAT U DO WITH YOUR LAWN IM CALLING THE COPS

>>211741064
looks like sterile shit. lacks character. cheap construction. fuck that. lawns are shitty and you should have native grasses and plants grow wild instead.

"A mowed lawn is the worst form of landscaping except for all others."

>that cut lawn smell

>>211740990 (OP)
Just some aristocratic fussiness that trickled down to the middle class

>>211741451
The irony is that English aristocrats had gardeners do this shit for them and thought it to be below them.

>>211741483
What do they do about grass in Germany?

I hate lawns, it's such a monumental chore for no reason really. just get creative and plant shrubs and other small plants instead, it's better to prune them once or twice a year instead of mowing a lawn every week during summer

>>211741317
My grandparents lived in an HOA in Clearwater Florida and one of their neighbors didn't keep up with his lawn and he would spend months in jail every year, lol

>>211740990 (OP)
its fun

>>211740990 (OP)
Because it's wasteful and Americans love wasting.

>>211741504
Depends entirely on the person. Some people have mown lawns, some let it grow out, some have mini orchards, gardens with veggies etc. We don't tell each other what to do cus we ain't commies.

>>211741245
>Foot
We're not poor, we have cars here

>>211740990 (OP)
Ah yes the monthly grass anti-mowing thread where virtue signaling europeans pretend that their country's middle class families don't love to mow down grass and kill hundreds of insects in the process.

>>211742471
I have some comforting news for you about everywhere I've ever lived

>>211741504
they mow it just like in the usa. a lot of germans have small gardens as part of a club and the club dictates every detail in the garden. they call it keingartenverein (small garden club) and its extremely popular among urban boomers.

>>211741145
>Everyone who lives in the HOA wants it to be that way.
STFU faggot
I and all my neighbors are white and our HOA harasses everybody, totally pedantic.
I rent a house and they are constantly threatening me with eviction because the homeowner is behind on HOA fees. Thank god I rent from a large property management company with lawyers that deal with this BS.

>>211742952
who likes vermin, animal shit and ticks in the garden? when the grass is high all sorts of animals will make it their home. short grass is safe to use. pests hate short grass.

If you have a lawn you're supposed to mow it once a week but you're a Nafri who lives in the projects so you don't know

>>211741245
The entire point of living in an American suburb is that you can't be reached by foot

>>211743904
Just why? Melanated individuals?

>>211743925
>Melanated individuals?
Yeah, and poor crackheads in general. The American Dream today is all about trying to escape the consequences of the Civil Rights Act.