Have you ever shat on a japanese toilet? Shit is heaven

>>211762652 (OP)
>dude I love water jets up my ass
just say you’re gay, zesty ass sugarplum

One of the first things I did when I went to Tokyo was shit in my hotel toilet. Then I pressed the bidet button (I had never used one before).
Worst fucking experience of my life. 0/10 would not recommend.

>toilet japan
you weaboo faggots are always finding new lows

>>211762685
>Dude you gotta run around with a shit crusted asshole all day or your gay

how do you control the bidet so it doesnt splash shit all over your ass cheek

>>211762778
I wash my ass in the shower every time I take a shower. But this is an actual stream of water directly hitting your asshole, you gay ass faggot.

>>211762890
It controlled. It better than the thirstie bidet cause it usually a wand.

>>211762890
>so it doesnt splash shit all over your ass cheek
But that's half the fun

i've been using that since 2001
people in this board really babaric

>>211762652 (OP)
This would save me so much time of wiping and then washing my asshole in the shower

>>211762926
>I wash my ass in the shower
that's more dirty
and there's a chance you'll to put your finger in it by curiosity

>>211762652 (OP)
their auto bidet is not enough so i have to use the sprayer from the shower to wash my ass

>>211763240
Me 2004. Didn't really understand at first when using at my home. I'm gonna wash my butthole using shower anyway so why I need this?

>>211762652 (OP)
what do you do after the splash happens? Do you just crabwalk with your bare ass to the nearest towel or do you just pull up your pants over your wet moist ass and balls?

>>211763665
>and there's a chance you'll to put your finger in it by curiosity
holy projection

>>211762652 (OP)
>spraying pressurized shit water all over your asscheeks and thighs is actually SUPER hygenic, you wouldn't get it

why are thirdies like this. i went to japan and used those toilets but i refused to press the water button.