>>211769780 (OP)But it is too difficult, all the french I learn in highschool was chat, je suis anon and mon amie.
>>211770088You already know Spanish and English. You're practically half way there
>>211769780 (OP)If you give me a cute French boyfriend, I'll do it.
>>211770291I'll assume you're a biological white WASP woman (female)
I volunteer.
>>211769780 (OP)I actually started today lol
I'm using the Mondly app
>>211770159Non, c'est une grosse lie
>>211771078>liecome on Paco, it looks like the spanish word. mensonge
>>211771134Some words are similar, but what about all the weird words you use? Let me go into /fr/ and copy some post that uses elaborated words
>>211769933which one? Auvergnat? Limousin? Gascon armagnacois? Gascon béarnais? Marchois? Vivarois? Gavot-Dauphinois? Provençal nissard? Provençal rhodanien? Languedocien gévaudanais? Languedocien albigeois?
>>211771278how can non french women ever compete ?
>>211771134>«Vous aimez les chevaux ? Pas moi. J’ai pas confiance. Dès qu’ils voient quelques chose, ils se mettent à bondir. Être sur le dos d’un cheval, c’est comme être sur un siège éjectable qui peut partir à n’importe quel moment. [pause pour les rires] C’est normal, c’est des putains d’herbivores : ils ont tout le temps peur de se faire bouffer. [pause pour les rires] Si vous voulez que je pose mon cul sur un animal, trouvez-m’en un qui mange de la viande, qui soit au sommet de la chaîne alimentaire.[pause en faisant semblant de réfléchir] Bon, j’avoue que ça pourrait aussi poser problème. [attendre que l’audience ait fini de rire, faire une révérence pendant que tout le monde applaudit du tonnerre, puis quitter la scène au petit trot] »You tell me if it is easy
>>211771355https://voca.ro/11dwOdvAo9VL
Ça a été?
>>211773971I think I missed some liaisons and my tone didn't really fit the text but I hope it was at least decent
>>211773971Deja de hacer el ridiculo en internet Paco, como si me pusiera yo a hablar chino
>>211769780 (OP)give cute french gf first
>>211769780 (OP)I tried to but it's too much effort and French people will make fun of my funny accent anyway
>>211769780 (OP)I like this kind of french girl, where are they from? They look roman
>>211775603just ask your diaspora bro
>>211775681I am very introverted and don't contact with my keenship
>>211775826Nigga we gonna die by iran/israel nukes who cares
>>211769780 (OP)use case? ain't no decent french woman ever getting with a slav anyway, why bother
>>211775912 Good, I hope this entire region turns into a radioactive wasteland
>>211775912>>211776073Just need a Georgia (country) flag to get all the Caucasians
>>211770088I need to learn Spanish because Spain alaways had to spread their language
What are the advantages of learning French over German or Spanish?
>>211769780 (OP)What are the best french cities to meet qt3.14es like picrel? Might go on January. I've never been outside my cunt.
>>211769780 (OP)I have no reason to... unless you give me a french gf
>>211769780 (OP)looks like she'd push you to commit suicide