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Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 1:54:09 AM No.211780332
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happens iyc?
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:58:01 AM No.211780397
>>211780332 (OP)
>Not using tissues
Seriously?
Replies: >>211780524
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:59:39 AM No.211780436
>>211780332 (OP)
I only goon on the toilet. it's the only sanitary option
Replies: >>211780524
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 2:05:25 AM No.211780524
>>211780397
>>211780436
Why when you have a perfect good tummy to hit? I just do that and then jump in the shower
Replies: >>211780574 >>211780659 >>211781116
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 2:08:34 AM No.211780574
>>211780524
How do you get it on your belly wtf? You'd have to lay down to do that
also that's gross
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Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 2:13:40 AM No.211780659
>>211780524
this
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 2:14:36 AM No.211780675
>>211780574
Impotent sissy cuck
Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 2:15:09 AM No.211780685
>>211780574
low t
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 2:32:30 AM No.211780974
>>211780574
I just lean back a bit in my computer chair. It's just semen it's not gonna kill ya.
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 2:40:27 AM No.211781116
>>211780524
you've never hit your ceiling?
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 2:41:55 AM No.211781145
>none of you have fleshlights to cum into
it's literally a $20 purchase what the fuck
Replies: >>211782019 >>211783713
Anonymous Russian Federation
6/16/2025, 2:43:04 AM No.211781164
>>211780332 (OP)
I once came on the underside of a table in the middle of barracks when I was on night duty.
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 2:44:18 AM No.211781192
>>211781164
what happens if a member of churka batallion catches you jacking off?
Replies: >>211781219
Anonymous Slovenia
6/16/2025, 2:45:18 AM No.211781204
>>211780332 (OP)
The other day I was doing it on my bed and then ran towards the toilet right after and I ended up leaving puddles along the way
Anonymous Russian Federation
6/16/2025, 2:46:30 AM No.211781219
>>211781192
?
Replies: >>211781363
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 2:56:09 AM No.211781363
>>211781219
i was told by nafo media that slavic russian soldiers are terrorised by churka units who rape and beat them for minor infractions
Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 3:33:35 AM No.211782019
>>211781145
where do i buy
Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 4:09:22 AM No.211782689
>>211780332 (OP)
no but my last one took me out and I've done nothing all day
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 4:11:16 AM No.211782717
>>211781116
no, is your cock that powerful?
Anonymous Slovenia
6/16/2025, 5:14:02 AM No.211783713
>>211781145
we have foreskins instead, they're like a natural fleshlight you always have on you