You wake up in Brisbane, Australia

>Brisbane used to be laid back, but now it feels like a rat race with all the aggression of sydney
>Brisbane without a car you're confined to the central business district or Fortitude Valley, neither of which are great walkable areas. You can get to Southbank too but you have to take a bus over the Victoria Bridge to QPAC which is a nightmare
>Fortitude Valley is a no go zone, the gay nightclub district of Brisbane, where all strippers whinging about guys not tipping them and homeless people everywhere always begging and trying to start fights
>Fortitude Valley station where people are just sleeping on the sidewalk, pissing and shitting, drinking, shooting up drugs
>Homeless everywhere, loudspeaks with automated voice tell cunts not to ride bikes or vape in the mall
>Strippers everywhere
>New tents cities are popping up across the Brisbane CBD
>No jobs
>lot of meth heads around George st, especially near the corner for turbot and George near the old hotel
>driving has become complete shit in brisbane, parks and sidewalks have so much litter now aswell
>Surfer's Paradise is Homeless Paradise
>mass immigration hub that the CBD has become
>Sydney and Melbourne are more expensive. All our jobs are there. Brisbane and Perth are just country towns in comparison
>St Pauls Cathedral lets homeless people sleep on their grounds from 6pm to 6am
>The top of queen street seems to be a magnet for drug effected people screaming at each other
>terrible traffic, floods most of the time , pretty boring suburbs. M1 to get away is choked on most peak hours
>Paddington, Ann Street in the CBD, Fortitude Valley, Teneriffe, Hamilton, Clayfield, Kalinga, North Lakes, and Redcliffe are completely fucked

>>211783809 (OP)
well then explain to me why every young brit wants to bail to aussieland? I'm sure it's a declining shithole but so is everywhere else

>>211783866
>warm
>speaks english
>easier to move there
>most normie brits like to hate on america

>>211783968
>>211783866
What's so bad about living in the UK

>>211783809 (OP)
This is why racism is good.

>>211783968
>>warm
>implies it's a good thing
Geg.
>>211783985
France-tier salaries, 1.5 times lower than in Germany.

>>211783985
it's miserable here, truly.

>>211784140
>it's miserable here, truly.

explain why

>>211784159
everyone here on /int/ always talk about how it's over for their country and how their country cannot come back from its most recent fuckup
here it is ACTUALLY over for us, and we are not coming back. every smart young brit has left, is in the process of leaving, or should be trying to get in-demand skills so they can leave.

>>211784215
>here it is ACTUALLY over for us, and we are not coming back

i don't understand mate

what actually happened

>>211784289
lots of stuff one after the other

>>211783809 (OP)
i go to the pokies

>>211784289
he saw a brown person and his kebabs went up to 12 quid

>>211783809 (OP)
is the battle of brisbane recognized by any memorials or statues?

I feel like Melbourne is more laid-back than Brissy now. Wasn't there a big inter-state migration wave during the Dictatorship of Dan? I mean, it's still spot the Aussie in the CBD, but I live a comfy lifestyle in the inner-East.

So Brisbane is like the Toronto of Australia?

as a fellow brisbanite, most of this is bullshit, there's a bit more homelessness but it's still pretty minor and it is true that the cbd is full of asians.

>>211783809 (OP)
>You can get to Southbank too but you have to take a bus over the Victoria Bridge to QPAC which is a nightmare

are you retarded and/or fat? the buses are very regular or you can just walk or get a citycat

Fortitude Valley being a shithole is good, you don't want your nightlife district to be sterilized

I'm gonna assume you've never travelled interstate let alone overseas.

>>211784947
>Fortitude Valley

How actually bad is it

>go to brisbane cbd (George, Ann, Margaret, Elizabeth, Adelaide Street)
>homeless and drug addicts walking around everywhere, many screaming at women walking by
>go to sydney cbd (York, Sussex, Pitt, Bourke, Brougham Street)
>homeless and drug addicts walking around everywhere, many screaming at women walking by
>go to melbourne cbd (Lonsdale, Bourke, Collins, Flinders Lane)
>homeless and drug addicts walking around everywhere, many screaming at women walking by
>most all homeless or addicts I see are white, tattoos, piercings, drug problems
>chinese and indians buying up land/businesses and homes, while we keep importing them over by the boatload, replacing the anglo-saxon stock

Australia is completely fucked

>>211784356
grim

How can Australians sleep while their beds are burning

>>211785315
It's Winter. Fucking chilly too.

>>211784159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5aJ-57_YsQ

It can easily be solved by not being a city dwelling poofter

Sydney

>>211784977
I went there once 10 years ago and it was meh
You're better off going to any club in the city

>>211785730
Finally they've found one who shows bobs and vagene in their presence. They must feel like they're in a dream

>>211783809 (OP)
Brisbane is fine, it's living in Cuckbourne is truly suffering

>>211783809 (OP)
>You wake up in Brisbane, Australia
I fly back to Adelaide
I don't think we have that many hobos here. We have plenty of abos and crackheads though, but I live in a nicer place and the only people who take the bus where I live are people who are going to work and nobody else

>>211786891
This
Moving back to melbourne was the worst thing I ever did