Thread 211877300

When she hits you with that soulless cult stare

>>211877300 (OP)
That's your sign to mating press her

Sister Wise, huh? I'll make her Mother Wise.

>>211877300 (OP)
I'm going to force her to play Warcraft III

weirdly enough mormons are a lot nicer than other cults

>>211877300 (OP)
Why do they always send out the cutest girls?

>>211877300 (OP)
Two girls my age stopped me in the metro and read some lines to me. One of them said she felt "filled with His light" but it sounded more like a religion fetish than anything.

>>211877300 (OP)
I get adds with mormon girls trying to convert me with the most hilariously broken American accents while trying to speak Georgian

>>211879619
cute

>>211877300 (OP)
I remember one time a Mormon woman and her husband were traveling here, one of them asked for a place here and I give them instructions
The man gave me a handshake and I saw the woman making an expression of disgust
Thanks for reading my blogpost

>>211879619
>გამარჯობა

>>211877300 (OP)
humans in the bible: 'jesus religion hard what do we doooooooo?'
>jesus: 'just obey the commandments you retards!'
humans in the future: 'Nah, I'm gonna add my own american self-insert fanfiction to the already long og book and pester every soul on earth to join my club'

>>211877300 (OP)
nice hair

>>211879733
>sister Riggs