Can I has inbred cross-eyed Icelander GF with a chin so strong you can chop wood on?
I promise to clean after her, and civilize her (teach her how olive oil is superior to butter, how to use a bidet, and the superiority of the siesta culture.) and to take her on walls and vaccinate her.

>>211908561 (OP)
I'm not quite sure what you mean but it sounds illegal

>>211908618
What about it sounds illegal? As a part of civilizing her I'll teach her a latin derived langue, french.