Can i has extra-chromosomated inbred Icelander girlfriend a chin so blunt and strong you can chop wood on?
I promise to feed her, and clean after her, and to civilize her (teach her the superiority of olive oil over butter, teach her to read, the genius of the siesta culture, and how to use a bidet), and I promise to vaccinate her and take her on walks.
Just please, please, please, oh pretty please with a sugar on top let me keep one ! have I ever asked you for anything before?

fucking MYA this bitch should've been named ologzog the pale or some shit why give her a cute little girl name if you intend to raise her as a roided up freak