>1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
>2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
>3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a youtube or a myspace
>4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
>6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
>7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
>8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
>9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
>10.) You actually scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. (loser)
>11.) Now you are laughing at your stupidity.
>12.) Put this in your channel if you got owned, and you know you did