>be me
>grow up an orphan after some faggot from my own village who everyone thought was dead unleashed a demon puppy who killed my parents and ended up getting sealed inside of me
>The geriatric faggot hokage who's responsible for taking care of me barely acknowledges my existence
>Let me live in squalor for most of my childhood with no adult supervision
>Village treats me like shit for harboring a demon monster I didn't even ask for.
>Adults try to kill me at one point despite knowing fuck well there's a seal on me keeping the demon puppy at bay
>vow to become ninja president so that they'll finally acknowledge and respect me
>emo friend of mine abandons the village to go train with some transvestite
>my pink haired crush begs me to save him so that she can jump on his dick
>fastforwardacoupleofyears.jpeg
>finally get acknowledged by my village after defeating the red head guy with purple eyes
>my emo friend is now a murderous psychopath who wants to destroy my village.
>try to convince him to drop the whole edgelord act
>doesn't work
>he has now teamed up with orange mask guy
>it's my job to stop them now
>justgreat.jpeg
>fast forward a couple of decades after I saved the entire ninja world
>finally become ninja president
>it's just a glorified desk job
>hey at least I managed to marry big tiddy white eyed chick and have a son and a daighter with her
>my son resents me for not being there for my family and looks up to my former psychopath emo friend more than me
>have to adopt an edgelord kid seeking refuge from murderous aliens from another world
>have to protect my village from these aliens too now
It's all so tiring bros.

>>211935308 (OP)
im rooting for you, little currybro

>kissing sasuke.jpg
what a fag

>>211935588

>>211935308 (OP)
Your emo friend, your father killer emo mega based.
Your adopted emo son used to be based but became too insufferable now (maybe that's how people saw saschad while growing up too)

>>211935880
>>211935588
can you leave him alone? can you just, like, leave him alone?