>British Empire in 2025
LMAO

I’m a Brit in Hong Kong and have had sex with over 100 of the locals

>>211939287 (OP)

>>211939519
One for every year of the lease, I see

Deserved and self-inflicted

>>211939287 (OP)
You should take out Diego Garcia from that map, it's not British anymore

>>211939287 (OP)
The sun has set

>>211939287 (OP)
brits are part of usa
its borders imaginary

>>211939287 (OP)
rare French W

>>211939287 (OP)
At least they aren't speaking german.

>>211939519
Wow, that's a lot of guys. Do your farts even make a sound anymore?

>>211939287 (OP)
Still technically a global empire
>>211939553
two world wars and one world cup

>>211940217
enjoy your """""""victory""""""""""""

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>211940282
At least we had an empire lol

>>211940217
I recently read that crown dependcies were more autonomous than territories. I always thought it was the opposite but say jersey is more autonomous than bermuda. Pretty crazy.
Since i work in financial services i wanted to move to jersey or man but apparently its super hard to get there as a foreigner.
Same with the cayman (even though my company has an office there)

>>211939287 (OP)
they recently voluntarily gave up some island nations just so that they can pay 100 billion to the new owners for a 50 year lease. lmao

>>211942054
LOOOOOOOL

>>211939519
how easy is it if you're white and extremely average looking

>>211940282
The British empire was never going to last forever, they only made it that far thanks to hyper specific circumstances and careful diplomacy. As soon as super powers like the USA and USSR came into the world it was only a matter of time.

>>211942438
>the USA and USSR
Never heard of them.

>>211942438
Rebel against it.

>>211942438
America is a metamorphosised British Empire. Just as the Roman Empire was built on a foundation laid by the Greeks. It never went away, it just changed. America forces Britain to permit a colony to become independent, then swoops in, installs pro American leaders, incorporates them into its new order, and gives them relative autonomy... Exactly as we did. This is why I cringe at isolationist Americans, it is as foolish as being an Little Englander in the late 18th century would have been.

>>211942438
If Britain and France hadn't turned a conflict in eastern Europe into WWII they would still have their empires, albeit in other forms. Instead they decided to invite the USA and the Soviet Union in the heart of global power and become their subordinates.

>>211942683
France still has theirs albeit

>>211939519
bodied that freak

>>211942944
>no gabon
>no madagascar
>no moheli
>no cochinchina
No we dont

>>211940282
The brightest candles burn half as long.

the british government did everything it possibly could to cuck themselves out but still acts as if they're a big deal

>>211943428
>tf
>tp
Dumb cunt.

>>211939287 (OP)
it could have been better

you posted the wrong map though

>>211939287 (OP)
UK citizens can't even live in their own overseas territories without getting a visa.
An American can live in Turks and Caicos and the Virgin islands easier than a brit.

>>211940282
At least you're not speaking American Hans. Oh wait, you ARE!

>>211942054
The Chagos islands to Mauritius? I think that will also make it the first time in centuries the sun will set on the british empire
Kinda sad, in a way

>>211939592
Fully agreed, my Algerian bro