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Paddy Mcniggins United States No.211987109 [Report] >>211987155 >>211987617 >>211987681 >>211989069
Christ is the world’s redeemer
I’m going to lay a two one for whammy on you Pipsqueak cunties:

Dont transgress the code of the nation.

How does it feel to know God is American and he is telling you to start repenting?
Anonymous Brazil No.211987125 [Report] >>211987198 >>211987698
protestants are as much heretics as jews and muslims
Anonymous United States No.211987155 [Report] >>211987242 >>211987681
>>211987109 (OP)
Jesus was a pedophile schizo with a God complex.
>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)
>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”
>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”
>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers
>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified
>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistes
There's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked em young.
Paddy Mcniggins United States No.211987198 [Report] >>211987361
>>211987125
I am neither Protestant or Catholic.

I’m straight from the tap.
Paddy Mcniggins United States No.211987242 [Report] >>211987419
>>211987155
Silence catamite
Anonymous Brazil No.211987361 [Report]
>>211987198
So protestant
Anonymous United States No.211987419 [Report]
>>211987242
Jesus would've loved catamites because, again, he was a pedophile.
Anonymous Malaysia No.211987617 [Report]
>>211987109 (OP)
Jesus did not carry or owned a sword. I'm sure he wouldn't wield one if offered on account of him being a pacifist. A big part of why Isa is revered in Islam is his pacifism and forgiveness despite what the Jews did to him.
Anonymous Fiji Islands No.211987681 [Report]
>>211987109 (OP)
He will REDEEM IT! alright


>>211987155
Take another bong hit, Ammon
Anonymous United States No.211987698 [Report]
>>211987125
Why does god reward protties temporally and spiritually while requiring catholics live in shitholes similar to how he requires muslims to?
Anonymous United States No.211989069 [Report]
>>211987109 (OP)
>REDEEMer