Please give me a step by step, social retard proof guide for how to get a Latina gf as an Irish-American whyte boy

>just let americans work der jobs!

>>212011821
What sort of job do you think OP girl is working white Americans are unwilling to do?

>>212011821
Increase the wages a bit and I'm sure they would find workers.

>>212011604 (OP)
>Irish-American whyte boy
Literally just exist

>>212011604 (OP)
the best way to do that is learning spanish and going to their thirdie country
trying to do that in the US is a lot harder and asking to be cheated

>>212011604 (OP)
Move here, download tinder, swipe a few times. After a short while you will have matched with a Brazilian.
I once got catfished by a fat Brazilian. I fucked her without a condom. She was rich too, her dad owned a fucking yacht in Monaco or something

>>212012239
I do exist and don’t have one, what’s going on here?

>>212012630
she must be evading taxes
theres no other reason for a rich person to move there i can't even understand the poorfags who chose going to ireland

>>212012777
Safety?

>>212013336
Ok.

>>212012206
Either that or we get massive innovation in the agricultural sector, which I guarantee would happen if we were actually between a rock and a hard place

>>212011604 (OP)
There's a QT 3.14 Goth Latina at the place my buddy's working at that is apparently from Jalisco and is afraid of being deported. I wanted to ask her out since he told me she's on the market, but I would be afraid she'd poke holes through a condom or "forget" to take birth control

>>212012777
They ostensibly come here to study English
That girl was living in Portugal at the time, she was just visiting here for a few months cause her friend lived here

>>212013507
>don't
The sort of power dynamic would also make me extremely uncomfortable

>>212013377
Are you the malfunctioning Egyptian bot or being snarky to me?

>>212013336
there are lot of relatively safe cities here or if you hate brazil better countries than ireland

>>212013569
hmm i didn't know that
i thought people here just went to the US canada or australia for this

>>212011604 (OP)
just talk to one op

>>212014008
>you have to talk to girls to get a gf

>>212011604 (OP)
link to the girl?

>>212011604 (OP)
Dating her is like buying a mystery box where you have no clue what’s underneath that makeup

>>212015659
she's obviously hot even without it, incel

>>212012206
AI should be picking vegetables, not illegals.

>>212012630
>I once got catfished by a fat Brazilian

>>212015720
Ummm rude

>>212011604 (OP)
Get a wingman and go out to places. How else?

>>212016989
Serbians are widely regarded as being at the forefront of seducing Latinas, I’d listen to him anon

just bee urself

>>212012350
Aren’t Sexpats infinitely more likely to get cheated on than someone who married someone domestically?

>>212013507
Just cum in the asshole.

>>212019816
i don't think so
but only if he knows how to speak the local language so you have more connection to the person
my logic is that you're just one more gringo in your home country while abroad you're somewhat exotic

>>212012002
Be a good looking prostitute.

>>212019885
Most women don’t like anal

>>212011604 (OP)
Same way you'd get any other gf, just be a normgroid

>>212020223
Prostitution is illegal here, try again

>>212020223
Please don’t insult our native whores like that

>>212011604 (OP)
1.- Just
2.- Be
3.- White

>>212011604 (OP)
>Irish-American whyte boy

>>212023988
What’s step 4?

>>212012206
I honestly think with an ageing population and so much obesity, those physically intensive jobs would pay a ridiculous amount of money, literally middle class territory.

But of course the barista class would whine like fuck about them now being at the bottom of the totem pole.

>>212011604 (OP)
Be leftwing and pro immigration and pro open borders, bonus points if you know Spanish. That's literally it. I'm for Asian girls only, but 4 of my friends are just as I described, and they all have latina girlfriends. Being Catholic would give you bonus points, knowing about Irish history in Mexico like the St Patrick's Battalion would also give you bonus points, and if you can tolerate their music and perhaps learning how to dance it that would GUARANTEE you marriage on the spot.
There was this video on YouTube of this Greek American guy that loved Mexican music, he went to a norteños con rey for the first time, all dresses for the occasion, and got to dance with girls at the concert. I think the concert was in Tijuana or Monterey. I don't remember.
Oh some of these steps are kinda focused for a Mexican gf, you'd have to change it for like a Cuban, Dominican, Chilean, Argentinian, whatever else you want, idk what you want.

kys race-mixer. Latinas are for Latinos only. Pray to your god that you're reincarnated as Latino in your next life.

gay ass thread

>>212026145

>>212026145
I'm white and we do not claim OP. If he race mixes, he's gone on the day of the rope like everyone else.

>>212026271