Thread 212014312

You wish you lived in Germany.

No thanks. I'm already gay

>>212014349
You're in the right country then.

>>212014312 (OP)
>dude touristy city centers lmao

>>212014312 (OP)
Those little villages look nice. But to be honest, they're full of retarded boomer busy-bodies. Probably very annoying to live there. Not that living among the niggers and mudslimes in the cities is any better. Germany is just a terrible country across many dimensions, basically. Never go there.

>>212014312 (OP)
i don't
why would i move there

>>212014489
they are touristy for a good reason, they are beautiful
>>212014537
I have been
>>212014551
Because you would be happier there

>Move to Germany
>Live surrounded by "people" who consider raw pork on a slice of bread a delicacy
>Get a tapeworm

>>212014312 (OP)
Denmark, Switzerland, maybe. Germany, not so much. It's better than here, but not better enough to make up for the con of living somewhere as a foreigner and an immigrant.

>>212014312 (OP)
Rothenburg is such a meme city. It's completely boring and ugly, aside from this one place in OPs pic. If you want to see a beautiful city, go to Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Cochem, Lahnstein or Dresden.

>>212014796
>raw pork too spicy for the portuguese

>>212014537
Do you think I wish I lived in Sweden?
>>212014796
Do you think I wish I lived in Portugal?
>>212015484
Do you think I wish I lived in Croatia?

>>212014796
>raw pork on a slice of bread a delicacy
Shit, do krauts actually?

but i dont want to upset germans by not speaking german or trying to speak german and butchering it

>>212015846
Irrelevant.

>>212015892
>or trying to speak german and butchering it
Butcher it intentionally to insert dominance and refuse to switch over to English when they speak it so they can suffer while you ask where to exchange pounds to euros

>>212014796
>>212015872
I'd try it. I like steak tartare already

>>212016195
Yeah but pork? Idk..

>>212015846
>Do you think I wish I lived in Sweden?
No, for which I am glad. There are way too many German immigrants here already.

>>212015846
>Sweden
Yes, you would get more gibs, Ahmed
>Portugal
>Croatia
No, you would get less gibs.

>>212014312 (OP)
I lived in germany for a while. I can confirm that it is in fact an excellent place to live. It's the most aesthetic major country on the entire planet. Towns and cities are genuinely beautiful with a medieval feel. Cost of living is low. Quality of food is high. Crime is very low. Streets are very clean. They have good beer and artisan bread that are so cheap that they're practically a free public service. The median wages are also actually higher than in the US

The language is exceptionally easy to learn. There are lots of cognates and the word order is quite close. (E.g 'die Nacht ist jung' = 'the night is young'). And if you're white and introverted you'll fit right in. People just assumed I was German from looking at me when I lived there.

If you want to learn the language just make sure to use effective methods instead of duolingo or shitty textbooks
>reading with click-to-translate to rapidly look up words
>watching videos with the transcript up in a separate window so you can look up words
>play RPGs that you've already played in english before but set the language to german

>>212016272
why make stuff up

>>212014697
try living in one then

>>212014312 (OP)
not really,no matter how much of a shithole my shithole of a country is,I like it better

>>212016427
>Cost of living is low. Quality of food is high. Crime is very low. Streets are very clean.
This boomer must've been here in 1985 or sum.

>>212016553
He is comparing it with America, remember. I can confirm. When he says “artisanal” bread, he just means regular bread. And it’s “cheap” because that bread costs like 5-7$ in America. Same for beer. You can get a Kasten of beer for 20€ here. The same quality and quantity of beer would be like 40$ min in America.

>>212016691
Okay maybe if you come from NYC or sum', everything is cheap, low crime, clean.

But in a vacuum I really wouldn't describe our cities in 2025 as that.

Imagine living in a hoa but worse and it's the entire country.

>>212014312 (OP)
>You wish you lived in Germany.
I don't have to wish, I already suffer here.

>>212014312 (OP)
I don't actually, we have more liberties, better climate, more space and less immigrants

>>212016778
No, it’s not NYC. It’s just any regular American city. I lived in Denver for a while.

>>212016866
Sucks to be Canadian I guess.

I wish I still lived in the Germany from 20 years ago

>>212016913
Yeah, USA is more expensive and higher crime obviously, but he's leaving out the upsides.

And clean it really ain't anywhere anymore if it's a city and not a boomer village. Actually, USA may be cleaner outside of ghettoes by now.

>>212016967
The only upside, realistically, is the salary. You rake mad cash there and fuck off. Living there sucks dick. It’s hard to describe, but we Germans are like Brazilians in joviality compared to Americans. Their definition of leisure time is going to Olive Garden once a week to eat bread sticks. They’re insanely obsessed with work, money, and financial status there so everything else takes a back seat. And you can’t really downshift there at all without having to degrade yourself to consuming ultra-processed goyslop and living in a ghetto. You have to go all in if you don’t want your life to be miserable. We just chill by comparison.

>>212017240
>The only upside, realistically, is the salary.
Probably. But a loooooooooot just boils down to that eventually. Where you live, how you live, what surrounds you where you live ...

>we Germans are like Brazilians in joviality compared to Americans
Weird. I also heard the exact opposite opinion.

>>212017240
this is fine for a few years right after finishing university but imagine living like this when you're 45 and have 30 more years to go lmao

>>212017309
They’re outwardly friendlier (eg to strangers) but are extremely autistic when it comes to the more personal relationships. You know, the whole “imma charge my kids rent” n shiet. My friends/colleagues there would get weirded out at me not asking them for a venmo (American tikkie) after treating them to a beer at a bar.

>>212016553
>Their definition of leisure time is going to Olive Garden once a week to eat bread sticks. They’re insanely obsessed with work, money, and financial status there so everything else takes a back seat. And you can’t really downshift there at all without having to degrade yourself to consuming ultra-processed goyslop and living in a ghetto. You have to go all in if you don’t want your life to be miserable. We just chill by comparison.

This is 100% facts. America is literally squid game. Euros don't understand how shit it is here.

>>212014312 (OP)
too cold

>>212016440
It's true.

>>212014312 (OP)
My dad lives there, he always send me a gorillion pictures from when he hikes, VGH NVTVRE