(Without sounding mad)

"You mean fighting for Israel".

"but ma'am"

>>212025862
And without sounding anti-semitic.

>>212025839 (OP)
"Thanks, bro. Tell this bitch you didn't lose your legs so she could force me to conform to political tests."

>>212025839 (OP)

I would exaggerate my spanish accent and say
"Ma'am, I'm gonna be honest. I love america, beautiful country, es just a shame its full of americanos"

>>212025839 (OP)
I was that kid. They never broke me, and eventually they stopped trying.

>>212025889
"you mean fighting for haliburton/general dynamics"

>>212025839 (OP)
only edgy fedora tippers didn't stand for the pledge

"you mean he went to kill native people for the interests of the burgeoise. Please stop trying to brainwash me. I do not want to be part of your bloody cult."

>>212025839 (OP)
No, he fought against democracy in a foreign country.

>>212025973
I didn't say the pledge but I was too pussy to sit through it so I stood up anyway

>>212026122
what's the pledge

>>212026134
>I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands. One nation, under god, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Even those of us who thought we were too cool for the pledge can still recite it verbatim.

"Thank you for fighting for my right to disagree with my government."

>>212025839 (OP)
Did he wait behind the doors in case someobody doesn't stand up

>>212025839 (OP)
Neocon political cartoons are like calarts style for boomers

>>212025839 (OP)
"Your bone spurs were that bad, huh?"

>>212026240
She obviously brought him in specifically because that student had been a problem for a while.

>>212025889
I hate Muslims as much as the next guy so you can trust that I mean this in the gentlest and most ineffective way, you mean fighting for Israel.

>>212025839 (OP)

>>212025839 (OP)
>Fighting for the right of the military industrial complex to make profit
>Fighting for the right of Israel to dominate it's region
>Fighting for political brownie points with whatever political tribe holds power
All are reasonable descriptors. Last time someone here fought for their country was WW2.

>>212026597
So deep
Libtartds will say this is fake

>>212026597
>Every BBQ in America requires millions of sacrifices to Tel Aviv's Five Year Foreign Policy Plan
Sounds about right

>>212027219

>>212027671
Kek what's that forest supposed to be

>>212026240
he likes to watch

>>212027718
Filename is a clue

>>212025839 (OP)
What Americans are defending aside corporation interests?

>>212026196
>>212025839 (OP)
Some patriotic camp fascist shit...

>>212028022
jewish ethonstate

>>212028022
We tell them The Constitution and then talk about kicking the asses of England, Mexico, Da Injuns, Mexico AGAIN TEXAS EDITION, Da Injuns AGAIN, We had an infight, Canada burnt down some nerd's home, STARTED KICKING ASS AGAIN. FUCK YOU BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS.

>>212028127
I wasn't asking what 'defended' or 'were defending'. I ask what 'are defending'.

>>212028161
The Constitution you illiterate Cyrillic idiot. You really need to work on that reading comprehension. As in learn to fucking read.

>>212028175
>We tell them The Constitution
How is this the answer to "What are you defending?"

>>212028200
THE CONSTITUTION.

>SASHA: WHAT IS 2+2?
>ME: 4
>SASHA: NO YOU ARE TRICK ME, 2+2?
>ME: 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212028207
It's not
>The Constitution
Or
>We tell them that we defend The Constitution
You're telling me some stories.

>>212028243
I cannot help you. You are overthinking it.

>>212028247
>What is 2+2?
>We tell them 4

>>212028260
They're kids. They'll figure out the rest later. Idiot.

>>212028268
Also the Contitution is something you literally can tell. It's not like singular answer thing. I cannot tell elaborated "4", but I can tell the content of the book or some text which is the Constitution.
Also how is fighting overseas helps to defend it?

>>212028296
Ask Congress. Not me. 4.

the whole thing where americans somehow feel that the wars they fought were to defend themselves or save democracy or something just sounds bizzare when youre from a country that was actually fighting a war on its own soil.

>>212026597
>Americans make hotdogs with the meat of their dead
Metal af

>>212026668
How the fuck was ww2 a fight for your country. All you did was destroy europe for a bunch of bankers and freemasons and vassalize one half while giving the other half to a regime run by actual demons

>>212028493
We had to move a lot of equipment over an ocean. And then invade via England. Fuck you Belgium, yellow bitches. Have a spine like Switzer-fucking-land. And den we had to teach half of the peasants in the European theatre how to use heavy equipment. All while supplying a theatre in another ocean. We had logistic issues okay?