I will move to Germany (Deutschland).
I will work to restore Germany to her former Second Reich (Kaiserreich) greatness
I will refuse to associate with anyone who isn't an ethnic Prussian-German
I will master the German tongue to the point where people will be asking me from which Bundesland I am originally from (Rheinland-Pfalz of course)
I will convert to Lutheranism and embrace German virtues of order (Ordnung), diligence (Fleiss) and thrift (Sparsamkeit)
I will marry a German man and our children will be raised in the German culture
I will gain the title of Freiherrin
I will dutifully register all poops and submit a daily report to the local Oberpoopenführer
I will mock and ridicule other immigrants and tell them to leave Germany unless they want to undergo a thorough process of assimilation like I did
And when the ethnic Prussian-German I love presents me with a child the first word it shall utter will be: Genau

>>212031382 (OP)
But what about Poland?

>>212031382 (OP)
>I will dutifully register all poops and submit a daily report to the local Oberpoopenführer

>>212031382 (OP)
Bit gay, but who am I to judge.

>>212031382 (OP)
You submit poop reports to Lauterpoopenfuhrer, Oberpoopenfuhrer doesn't have the time for individual reports, chain of poop command exists for a reason, ordnung must seihn

>>212031599
hehehe cute

>>212031382 (OP)
>I will marry a German man and our children will be raised in the German culture
We don't support gay marriage and adoption here

>>212031629
Poopshelf toilet is the worst invention known to man to be honest, I grew up in a house with such and it's truely an awful humiliation ritual when you make crap too big to flush and have to push it down with toilet brush

>>212031382 (OP)
>Freiherrin
I think most of same are called Freiin or Freifrau, Pedro.

>>212031712
>have to push it down with toilet brush
Don't play with food.

>>212031738
*most of them

>>212031738
Freititte

>>212031382 (OP)
Don't come to Oppeln, they will report you to Polizei for nazi propaganda if you sprache Deutsch

>>212031799
*huup* *huup*

>>212032243
cute :D

>>212031712
You could have fed an entire german family with that you heartless animal

>>212031382 (OP)
>Second Reich
Brown cringe