I'm home alone for the next five days in my country what should I do?

>>212057995 (OP)
Jack off

Jerk off a lot, poop with the door open, listen to music at high volume, try fancy recipes

>>212057995 (OP)
Shit on the floor

>>212058027
>poop with the door open
I already do that tho

bring a chick over

>>212058059
Sir this is /int/

Dress like a girl, practice makeup, prance around like a sissy, and shove things up your butt

That's what I didn't when my parents were not home growing up

>>212058051
Get schwifty

>>212058094
I already have XX chromosomes
Should I dress like a boy and wear only boxers around the house

>>212058081
bring a guy over?

>>212058129
>I already have XX chromosomes
no you dont

>>212058150
I do tho unironically

Kill yourself

I don't care now I wanted to hear what a cute sexy int twink would be doing,not a woman

>not even /int/ women can fathom going outside and touching grass

>>212057995 (OP)
get married and blame it that you were high on drugs or alcohol

>>212057995 (OP)
killing yourself on day 1 would be a pretty epic move
it would take days for anyone to figure out you're dead and it's summer too
your corpse would make the place basically uninhabitable

ask some guy out to come to your house and fuck your boypussy

give me your adress
i come over and you suck my cock and give ass to me

>>212058297
Ok am outside wut do now

>>212058483

>>212058483

> female foot
Coooorrrrr

>>212058605
>Coooorrrrr
What does this mean

>>212058483
Was feeding feet pics part of the plan? Anyhow how come you don't know what to do when home alone? One would imagine you'd enjoy your privacy and peace and quiet? Don't you have a bf/gf to invite over or some friends to do stuff with?

Also, cute feet :)

>>212058633
It's a British meme, it's usually posted alongside food, shows enjoyment of stuff

>>212058483
Your pants are cute
But now you are supposed to touch the grass with your hands and meditate on the divine beauty of the American lawn. Then hop in your Jeep Grand Cherokee on a 0% down 50% APR car loan and drive to your nearest dead mall to eat a Cinnabon

>>212058605
Are you the korean that I called a bitch and then you got mad and wrote five paragraphs about how women have been oppressing you since birth

>>212058642
>Was feeding feet pics part of the plan?
No
>One would imagine you'd enjoy your privacy and peace and quiet?
I am enjoying the peace and quiet but it's a bit too quiet
>Don't you have a bf/gf to invite over or some friends to do stuff with?
Not really and they're all busy

>>212058696
I will do that

>>212058740
It's night time everywhere in the lower 48 so I know you're larping with your pic in broad day

>>212058740
Damn that's a bit sad, hope you at least enjoy your alone time, get a movie or a game you enjoy, maybe a book?

>>212058778
Not OP but i'm on the west coast dumbass it's light outside in cali

>>212058134
Much better

>>212057995 (OP)
coom loud and coom proud

>>212058804
This

>>212058787
I will after I get bored of cleaning the house

>>212058804
>cali
Further proof you're a larper, they got pissed at me for calling it Cali when I was there

But does the woman in your pic work out? The thighs look toned

>>212058483
i recognize those toes. i fingerbanged you in a santa barbara nightclub

>>212058823
No I don't work out other than 5-7k steps a day

>>212058833
I'm not even old enough to go in a nightclub

>>212058849
underage. GTAB

>>212058849
Are you attractive
Just the lower half looks very attractive

>>212058874
No? Isnt it 21 for nightclubs

>>212058876
>Just the lower half looks very attractive
No they're normal legs and feet you're just thirsty so will sexualize anything

set up traps to get those burglars

>>212057995 (OP)
Order a pizza & drink wine

>>212058930
I am attracted to thick thighs...

>>212057995 (OP)
unironically any hard drug you can get in your hands

>>212058963
I have a gun so I'm chillin

>>212058985
Not 21 yet

>>212058930
Yea unveiling yourself as female tends to either gets you harassed by thirsty anons or by incels trying to simply bully you off the board

>>212057995 (OP)
Hop on Grindr and have some boys in

>>212058483
>woman sweatpants
what the fuck

being home alone in america must be unnerving because you have to constantly look out for junkies, n!gs, hues, some schizos and youtubers alike

>>212059295
What is so shocking

>>212059445
I'm armed to the TEETH. They should be fearful of me

>>212058450
What is wrong with you niggas

żydzi
i
pedały
do gazu

>>212057995 (OP)
have gay sex with your favorite male

cook something good, maybe even fancy. go on a date with some americanon

>>212057995 (OP)
invite me over

I keep hearing slow creaking from the second floor like footsteps trying not to be heard what if someone scaled the side of the house in the darkness and slipped in through an open window or am I a schizo

>>212062434
He died though. https://voca.ro/15OwYpunXOkE

>>212062450
Creepy ass bot you're not helping

>>212062461
Stop.

>>212061541
Come over quick
We can share my twin xl sized bed

>>212058849
If you are old enough to post here, you are old enough for seggs. Post some tits.

make a pizza