>Hey bro you didn’t Tikkie me 0.15€ for that piece of gum I gave you, what’s up?
Are the Dutch actually like this?

Nederland genoemd!

>>212070123 (OP)
where's my fucking 15 cents, you bitch? *throws clogs at you*

Hitler dood. Wat nou??

I think that must be a germanic trait in general, a friend of mine works for an international company and there are people from all over the world basically, sometimes they eat together and when it's time to pay everyone is like ''ok let's just split the bill equally'' and the germans are the only autists who go ''no, we schould pay exactly for vat ve conzumed''

>>212071465
>friend of mine
Cool story bro

>>212071465
We call it splitting the bill on a date “ going Dutch” here lol

>>212071465
He's right. Why should I pay 25€ if the item I ordered was 10€? I would literally get scammed by 15€.

>>212071690
Dutchphobia is not okay.

>>212071740
How’s the weather up there, tall guy? Lol!

>Ayo gibs me dat fo free
>Fuck I gotta pay fo nigguh?
Why are turdskins like this?

>>212071806
is it true that Swedes hand their friends a bill for the groceries and labor cost when they invite them to their house for dinner?

A dutch student spent an exchange year at my university and paid for everyone's bill when we last went out eating together so the stereotype has been false in my personal experience

>>212071465
Germbro is right >>212071701 Everyone pays by card anyways and it's not anymore work to jot in what people actually ordered. Methinks the southies want to pay their bills with our money. Again

>>212071840
Yes. Is it true you expect free shit from everyone, like taking care of your kids for free?

>>212071853
Stereotypes have exceptions

>Dutch friend comes to my house to hang out
>hands me a bill for the transportation costs he spent getting here

>>212071465
i mean yeah not paying for your shit

>>212071853
He just hasn't sent the tikkie for it yet

>>212071853
He’s actually hiring debt collection agencies to bill you plus interest

>>212071701
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>>212071902
Are you being serious

>>212070123 (OP)
A dutch "human" would try to poison you or secretely kill you if you borrowed 10 dollars from him and never gave it back. I am not joking or exagerating.

>>212073299
give it back thief

>>212073299
Seething walloon

>>212071701
Because that's not how it works. Like take 20 people going to eat at some restaurant together, let's say John spends 15 bucks more than the rest of the people (which is already unusual, most people will spend more or less the same) at the table, when the bill is split that comes down to 0.75 cent more for each person at the table.

Not only it's not a big deal but it's the fastest way to pay an unified bill and go on with your night, only the Germans will make an ass out of themselves and start penny pinching autistically recounting all the items everyone had so that they might not be ''scammed'' of 0.75 cent, c'mon it's just autism

>>212071740
do you have enough Dutch courage to do something about it?

>>212071701
I thought germans were smart.
You measure that based on the average, not the maximum. If the others all ordered food for 5€ and the average is, say, 7,5€ then you get a dis ount of 2,5 and the other guy a 20€ discount

>>212074504
>It’s just 0.75EUR once for each of the 16 people!
Pay me 10EUR right now then

>>212073188
Or you fundamentally against paying your own bill or smth?

>>212074953
Whitey has to pay for his kids or they lack ubuntu or some shit