Why haven't you acquired an American wife yet?

>>212092566 (OP)
My uncle was working in silicone valley from the 80's to the early 00's, and when I asked him what his conclusions about america were he told me that his only conclusion was "never marry an American woman, ever" (he wasn't married to one either)

>>212092566 (OP)
Feel sorry for the poor guy. But I guess she's trying at least

>>212092638
Well sure, when his whole conception of American women was Californian. This advice probably applies better to the current state of American women now though

>>212092566 (OP)
Heart attack on a plate

>>212092902
It's called being lower middle class, they both probably work dead end jobs

>>212092923
No different than British cuisine and don't you pretend it isn't, fucker.

>>212092566 (OP)
actually, not even joking - what the fuck is wrong with her?

how can she possibly think this is healthy or even remotely acceptable food?

>>212092566 (OP)
Had both an American and a Canadian gf

Never again. Never

>>212092916
To be honest this is what I was told by multiple people here, I think it's just that their mentality is much tougher to deal with compared to women from other places

>>212092566 (OP)
Imagine being a welder or some shit and coming home to that after working a 12 hour shift. I would start swinging

>>212092566 (OP)
if someone ever served me food like this they should spit in my face too. so disrespectful

>>212093013
>gets served bad food
>"oh also please spit on my face"
erm...?

>>212092980
In my experience they're even crazier than argentine women and that's too much. And I don't mean crazy in a good or cool way, but in the "drain your life and soul" way

>>212093044
my point is that is she serves him food like that imagine how the rest of their interactions are like.

>>212092566 (OP)
>Food
This applies to American men as well, most mutts genuinely just don't know how to cook. I threw together some rice with some fried pork covered in panko for the boys when we were building a PC and they looked at me like I was some sort of acclaimed chef, with one of my friends acquaintances asking if I went to culinary school, it's honesty kind of sad

>>212093053
>"drain your life and soul"
Exactly, I had a friend that used to have an american girlfriend, she was literally the most coddled princess like woman you can imagine that would expect you to give her everything for nothing in return
she was also kinda obsessive in many ways.

If you look at what American woman say that they want on social media you will realise why that is.
Their unreal expectations meet reality, which is why some act the way they do

>>212093057
Sex must be amazing to justify coming to that

>>212092566 (OP)
she must have a gorilla grip pussy or be filthy wealthy

>>212092566 (OP)
>some eggs with you salt asshole?
>t-thanks honey, did you have a good workout with your personal trainer today?
such a great american life

>>212092566 (OP)
it could be worse desu I would be grateful if someone cook for me

>>212093111
was about to say the same thing kek
but even at that does she have to be good? just spreading legs is all it takes probably

>>212093111
No. Poor bastard probably is either too tired after work to care, or, they have kids and he doesn't want them left alone with her. If they don't have kids he probably doesn't want to lose half of his shit in the divorce. Like honestly I would just prefer if she went to Micky D's and picked me up (or I pick it up myself) a quarter pounder and some fries over that crap.

>>212092566 (OP)
Had to stop watching at the dirty pan

>>212093122
>american whites barely eat anything, yet have fat hands, while the Mexicans are as fat as the white,s despite eating like pigs
grim

>>212092566 (OP)
I'm a KHHV truecel.

>>212093122
american white boys really need to learn how to make proper sandwiches.
and stop with that shitty bread slop

>>212092566 (OP)
damn I thought my stove top was atrocious

>>212093215
please come to America and marry our seed oil and HFCS consuming hogs, kim

>>212093245
Proper sandwiches require proper bread, which is still in short supply in this country unfortunately