Thread 212101330

It's the birthday today of our lovely country Slovenia, say something nice!

Slovenia is Alpine, not Balkan.

>>212101330 (OP)
I hate the name of your capital city

>>212101330 (OP)
my HRE brother…

>>212101405
The roman name was Emona, sounds kinda more kino than Ljubljana ngl

YEAHÖÖÖ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLOVENIA!

https://vocaroo.com/1fx4UX77O91T

>>212101330 (OP)
>Slovenia
>>>/x/

>>212101405
What do you think about our capital's name, Sofia?
Does it bother you it's not written Sophia?

>>212101405
says the nigga who has hell his capital's name lol

does that mean you don't need to wörk today?

>>212101507
No more.

>>212101469
it's a common girl's name, and it's always spelled sofia

>>212101524
Get it, maid.

>>212101524
yea, stores and all the other jazz is closed

>>212101530
like what does "hell's sink" even mean? is that a new gordon ramsay episode on hell's kitchen?

>>212101557
nice! have a nice day then!

Sorry. Can he do it??

>>212101570
a gibberish version of the swedish name helsingfors, helsing rapids

>>212101570
Rebel against it.

>He came from a German-speaking family. Letters from his youth have been preserved in which he expressed his rejection of Slavs and Jews, but eventually he turned to the Slovene national cause.[1]
So he was a proto-Nazi and then became a slavaboo and a Slovenian national hero

>>212101663
Sounds based.

>>212101588
>The city was founded in 1550 by the Swedish King Gustav Vasa under the name Helsingfors.
now I see...
>212101613
what the fuck are you yapping about you bot? something something dead internet theory

>>212101663
gotta visit his statute this week

Croatian history be like
>Eugen Klještić takes power
>millions perish in concentration camps
Slovenian history be like:
>Count Baron Kaiser Hans Beispieler von Mitteleinzigeheimatplatz Dortmundgastarbeiter marries half sister Špela Močiglubnispočnibor Zveznijanezovihribnikzubnikpogačar triggering a pond fishing dispute between King Umberto Sudtiroletti Friuloni Furlani Frigorifero Adriatico and suicidal Romantic poet Primož Hochenkuchen Babnik von Vulvasor establishing the Grand Duchy of Novi Babji Zob a tax haven with a population of 1

>>212101728
>Novi Babji Zob
fucking kek

>>212101728
this is why slovenia is the best country out of the former ex-yu countries and this is why they can't even be considered as balkanic monkeys like the rest of us

>>212101728
That's...actually pretty on point

>>212101330 (OP)
Looking at the current state of this country, we've got a few decades left before it all goes tits up, so here's to us.

Capodistria è nostra o qualcosa

>fought on the same side in every war
Una faccia, una razza

>>212102434
Uhm we put them in concentration camps while Ustaše were busy knifing serbs, chuddie

>>212102536
WW2 was a civil war in both Slovenia and Croatia

>>212102386
>we've got a few decades left before it all goes tits up
Why?

>>212103967
Croatia!

>>212101765
Hajnal Line vicinity is part of the reason, but they also got off relatively easy in the 90s

>>212101330 (OP)
Why are slovenians such pedophile rapists?

>>212102536
Umm my entire family were either Italians or put in camps by Italians.

happy birthday, Slovenia! <3
in celebration of this lovely anniversary let me share with you a picture I took of a cute art nouveau building in the center of Ljubljana