Please, I beg you....visit Italy

listen to op and fuck off from here dirty tourist scums

can i get italia gf if i come?

Come here and fuck our women please.
We need you.

>>212112271
depends...are you good looking?

>>212112385
Thank you for the offer but I must decline at this point in time as I am fat and ugly.

>>212112397
i've been hit on in public so probably
but i'm also an autistic chud

I've been in that exact spot before

>>212111760 (OP)
only if i get to visit italian ass

>>212112444
that's okay if you manage to blame the autism on being a foreigner

>>212111760 (OP)
my sister is currently visiting Rome with her friends.

>>212111760 (OP)
i would love to but i don't have friends to travel with

>>212111760 (OP)
Is there a big difference between Como and Lugano?

>>212111760 (OP)
Where in Italy should I visit? Sicily? Calabria? How should I dress?

I usually just wear pleated khakis with a checkered dress shirt, which probably doesn't go well with the fact that I wear raybans with lenses as thick as the bottom of a mason jar. Will Italian make fun of me?

>>212111760 (OP)
no thanks, too many tourists there, i prefer less crowded places.

>>212113098
You don't suffer, and if you're suffering now, you aren't

>>212112271
fucking kek'd at these medjaks

>>212113491
>Sicily?
ahahahah
>Calabria?
AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>212114073
I've never experienced a temperature lower than -7 C°

>>212113116
Stop posting this literal whore

>>212113131
but it wouldn't be viable in the long run?

>>212113491
The pics of Italy being a shithole come from those 2 regions and Campania, go to either Le Marche, Umbria, Tuscany for rolling hills and italian sovl or Puglia for the terrone experience

>go to Italy in the summer
>pretty much every girl is a tanned 9/10 walking around wearing almost nothing

>>212114447
Sicily is one of the most beautiful places you can visit in Italy. Calabria has amazing sea and mountains, even though the cities suck there.
I guess you must be some loser who never left his basement in Bursto Arsizio or some other smog-filled shithole in the Po valley

>>212114719
firsties are severely bummed out by sights like this Calogero,
I know there are amazing places in Sicily, but the truth is that the average sicilian road looks like pic related with slightly less trash.
Puglia is doing better in that regard

>>212111760 (OP)

India with a better PR.

>>212114973
I never saw stuff like that when I visited, Sicily was rural but not dirty

>>212115055
you live like literal pajeets though