>T-TYRONE???
>Y-YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING MY WIFE WITHOUT ME HERE? YOU STUPID NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT!
>THAT'S IT! *TIES TYRONE DOWN TO A CHAIR*
>YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! *GRABS ONE OF HIS MANY CHASTITY CAGES* THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA HAVE IT SO IT ONLY UNLOCKS WHEN I AM PRESENT IN THE ROOM WITH YOU.
>*TRIES TO PUT ON CHASTITY CAGE* DAMMIT, TYRONE! YOU FAT, JUICY SLAB OF NIGGER MEAT IT FAR TOO BIG TOO FIT IN MY WHITEBOI CHASTITY CAGE.
>THAT'S IT, WE'RE GOING DOWN TO THE COBBLERS AND MAKING YOU A CUSTOM CHASTITY CAGE FOR YOUR 8.7 INCH BBC
>AND DONT THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU BITCH! *TURNS TO WIFE* YOU STUPID WHORE *GRABS KNIFE AND CUTS OFF HER CLIT* NOW SEX WONT BE HALF AS FUN FOR YOU. QUIT CRYING BITCH. NO I'M NOT TAKING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL I GOTTA TAKE TYRONE TO THE COBBLERS
>*BITCH WIFE BLEEDS OUT ON BET* GAH STUPID WHORE SHE'S REPLACEABLE UNLIKE TYRONE HNGGG
>*TAKES TYRONE TO COBBLERS* WHAT? YOU CAN'T CRAFT A CAGE TO FIT TYRONE'S MAGNIFICENT, HEAVY BLACK COCK? I-I UNDERSTAND... I KNOW WHERE TO GO...
>*DRIVES IN SILENCE* TYRONE... THERE IS ONLY ONE WHO CAN CRAFT A CAGE WORTHY OF YOUR BBC *PULLS UP ON SET OF FORGED IN FIRE* THAT'S RIGHT, J. NEILSON, FAMED JUDGE FROM FORGED IN FIRE IS THE ONLY CRAFTSMAN SKILLED AND WORTHY ENOUGH OF MAKING A CAGE FOR YOUR BIG BLACK HORSE COCK
>*NEILSON TAKES THE MEASUREMENTS OF TYRONE'S TRULY ENORMOUS BBC, TIME LAPSE OF HIM FORGING IT FROM STEEL* FINALLY, TYRONE, THE CAGE HAS FORMED AND COOLED, MADE FROM STEEL, HERE IS YOUR CHASTITY CAGE! *PUTS IT ON HIM*
>WOW... ITS AMAZING. IT FEELS TERRIBLE TO LOCK UP SUCH A VIRILE BULL LIKE YOURSELF BUT IF YOU CANT WAIT TILL I GET HOME TO BANG MY WIFE THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN INSTEAD

How long until the earth is uninhabitable by humans?

>>212123516 (OP)
Based

wheres the jefre cantu ledesma

>>212124101
i'm not the mexican, i wrote this one myself, sorry.

>>212123516 (OP)
>no Jefre
Coal

>>212124197
>artistic liberties... LE BAD even though copying someone elses joke will often ruin it, and divergence from certain aspects one may feel the original author has domain over may lead to better and more diverse results in the long run

>>212124246
Who are you quoting?

>TYRONE?? TYRONE THIS PRANK ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, WHERE ARE YOU?? I'M GETTING THE CREEPS
>...
>OKAY I GET IT, IT WAS FUNNY TO ABANDON ME IN THIS EMPTY IKEA, YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT, COME OUT NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO MY WIFE'S HOUSE WHERE I'LL FILM YOU WHILE BREED HER WITH YOUR GIANT NIGGER COCK WHILE I PLAY DISCO ELYSIUM. ENOUGH TYRONE, WHERE ARE YOU?? WHERE IS EVERYONE???
>OH MY VAUSH WHAT IS HAPPENING?? MY KEKPHONE 12 SAYS NO SIGNAL?? ALSO I WAS SURE THE EXIT WAS RIGHT HERE BUT NOW ALL I SEE IS A NEVER ENDING SERIES OF FURNITURE ITEMS THAT STRETCHES ALL THE WAY TO THE VISIBLE HORIZON?? WHAT LE FUCK?? WHERE AM I?? OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS JUST LIKE THE BACKROOMS!! IS THAT JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA PLAYING ON THE LOUDSPEAKERS??
>*the lights suddenly go out*
>T-TYRONE IS THAT YOU?? THAT'S NOT FUNNY, FUCKING STOP THAT YOU NIGGER. FROM NOW ON I'M GETTING YOUR FRIEND FELONIUS TO FUCK MY WIFE, YOU'RE FIRED YOU FUCKING COON
>HOLY MOLY SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED MY ARM-AAAGH WHAT THE FUCK WAS TH-WAIT NOOOO YOU'RE NOT TYRONE AAAAAAAAGH MY HAND WHAT IS THIS SAVE ME TYRONE-AAAAA IT'S KILLING ME AAAAAAAGH IT'S OVER I JUST WISH I COULD'VE WATCHED MY WIFE GET BRED BY NIGGERS-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>(Cobson was reported missing by his friend Tyrone who had mysteriously lost sight of him while buying a new bed where he could stretch his wife's cunt or something. His case remains unsolved)