I FUCKING LOVE JAPAN!!!

prime Cruise was relentlessly handsome

>>212127215
why are you gay

white man is king in japan

>>212127176 (OP)
timmies love to imagine themselves as samurais.
you can’t even hold a sword with that microscopic pecker…

Expected that movie to be a pure cheesefest but it was actually kino

>>212127176 (OP)
b-but you nuked us twice!! Xc

>>212127176 (OP)
>girl's brother forces her to host her husband's killer
wtf was the brother's problem?

What retards don't understand is that Tom Cruise himself wasn't the last samurai.

>>212127547
The US had to end the war before the vodka people took a piece of you like they did with Germany. An Imperial Japan version of North Korea would've been terrifying.

>White people le bad: the movie

I bought a Japanese knife, a shapton 1k and a shapton 220 today
I love Japan!

>>212127625
More like
>white people: the movie
It's the literal Timmy's dream made true

>>212127625
>A loser jobless vet got captured by samurais and became their heroes
This is Average Timmy fantasy.

>>212128879

>>212128182
>>212128879
Tom Cruise's character gets buck broken by Ken Watanabe, then he has a meltdown over some native americans he's killed, then he realizes non-whites are superior and murders his own people for them. It's literally White people le bad

>>212127176 (OP)
Mt Fuji at home

>>212127403
Why do brown people get so pissed off at our mere existence

>>212128931
no wonder it's called bangkok

>>212128932
das rite, total wypipo deth

>>212128932
it's actually based on real life events, but it was a french lad who was supposed to help modernise the japanese military

>>212127625
>His own people
He only killed 1 white guy
And they hate each other.
This is a story of a mediocre white dude who suddenly stood up for himself, became a leading figure and get to bang a native woman.
Isekai tier story for Timmy right here.

>>212130000
He doesn't bang the woman. That's a false memory people have. He just tells her he's sorry and leaves to slaughter whitey with his new samurai buddies

>>212127558
>cowabunga dude. my widowed sister is so docile and tight, can I hook you up?

>>212130689
He doesn't fuck her initially but he does in the end after all of the other samurai are killed.

>>212130689
he tries to before he goes off to war but she cockblocks him