Thread 212135391

Wtf thirdies told me British food was horrible?

>>212135391 (OP)
plate too small, for fuck’s sake

>>212135391 (OP)
it's a reddit meme that british food is bad so of course almost everyone on /int/ laps it up
(they've never had british food themselves)

>>212135409
>WE DONT HAVE PLATES THAT SIZE IN GERMANY!

>>212135391 (OP)
It is. That's literally just some beef, plain vegetables, potatoes and a Yorkshire pudding.

>>212135391 (OP)
Why would you Be in y a few minutes ago to be fair az a few of my fav movie you have to go with the following URL I can do

>>212135546
t.grew up on a council estate and has never had a real meal

>>212135518
>t. nation of children who eat like picrel

>>212135546
>Food is actually just [ingredients]

Blows my mind every time

>>212135618
Fake. This how we Americhads hold our forks.

>>212135391 (OP)
Most people shitting on it havent ever even eaten it and are just seething shitskins mad the bongs conquered them like a 150 years ago

>>212135675
Bunch of shit on a plate is normal for you.

People who call British food shit probably had their tastebuds fried by overprocessed goyslop.

>>212135546
Rasheed

The main problem is that In the UK - if you look into any window during 5pm you will likely find a myriad of Brits tucking into spaghetti on toast.

No, not fresh or dried - but spaghetti from tins on toast.

This kind of diet permeates British society, where sugary teas and soft, mushy and nutritionally worthless food is the norm. So little food has any texture, even their chip shop chips are soft and soggy. You dont need a knife here as all the food is gooey slop.

When they're not wolfing down this ghastly sludge they eagerly purchase and consume things like kebabs and curries - most towns have dozens of kebab and curry houses and the number of these establishments grows year by year. Brits just cannot get enough of Ahmeds Long Pig Mystery Meal washed down with sugar syrup soda.

Does this country have the worst diet ever? It's shocking the things I've seen some Brits claim to eat like "Baked bean Sarnies".
The average Brit is disgustingly obese and the amount of gargantuan sloppy Anglos patrolling the streets in mobility scooters is an increasingly common sight.

The UK has an ancient tradition of excellent food, but it's almost all been entirely replaced by findus crispy pancakes, chicken tikka masala and potato smiley faces.

The chavs rarely cook from scratch, that's too complicated, long and gay.

>Breakfast

Children's cereal and milk, or marmite/jam on toast, leftover takeaway or just a Benson. Bacon butty on the weekend.

>Dinner / Lunch (this is usually just snacks but bigger)

Sandwich, a really shit sandwich like Ham and Salad Cream. Or a shop bought one like BLT or Tuna Mayo. Bag of crisps, or two, or three. Chocolate biscuit bars like Penguins, Time-Out, Twix, etc.

Microwaveable stuff like Rustler's burger, Ginster's Cornish Pasty, Rustler's BBQ rib or any off-brand / alternative to these. there also exists baked beans and ketchup pasties.

Or just biscuits, crisps and sweets.

>Tea / Dinner

Chavs like to eat anything that comes frozen in a bag that you put in the oven for 15-30 minutes at 200C. Usually in a 'meat and two veg' manner.

Meat / main products include Bird's Eye Beefburger, Richmond sausages, Findus crispy pancakes, small sausage rolls, chicken nuggets/dippers, Chicken Kiev, etc.

Potato is a vegetable to them. Potato products like crinkle-cut chips, chips, fries, curly fries, waffles, etc.

Vegetable will be baked beans or spaghetti hoops. Maybe rarely mushy peas.

Some food they have as a main itself like Spaghetti bolognese, lasagne, Shepherd's Pie, Cheese pizza. Again, frozen. Served with a stick of garlic bread if Italian. Also frozen.

>Takeaway Food

The further north you go in England, the more cheese gets added to everything and the larger the portions get. Once you hit the Scottish border, they forget about the cheese and say aye fuck it let's batter fucking everything lads

Fries that are so hot they melt their polystyrene container, served with doner meat. Or served with cheese, gravy. Curry sauce in some parts. Doner meat on pizza. Doner Kebabs.

Chavs treasure their maccies and are highly territorial about it. You will see the local pride at any given time, guarding their local McDonalds from terrorists, pedos and gaylords.

>>212135870
>Baked bean Sarnies
That isn't a thing but I might have to try it

awful bait
just awful

>>212135982
>Awful bait
It looks delicious.... Are you having a Turkish?

>>212135391 (OP)
>Thirdies
Fuck who? The only people that talk shit on British cuisine are other first-worlders. Average thirties don't even know what does an average British eat.

>>212136151
What about Whipypo don’t season dey food?

>>212135805
you're hold it wrong you ameritard, youre supposed to hold it like how a serial killer who is about to stab someone holds a knife (thumb upwards, knife downwards)

>>212135498
Wow, sounds like you can't handle spicy food there mate, let's put 2 kg of ass blaster sauce on that to remove all the taste of the ingredients.

>>212135870
I don't know anyone who eats spaghetti on toast, I've never heard of baked beans sarnies, and kebabs are what drunks order when the clubs close. I don't know anyone who eats that shit sober

>>212135900
This all sounds very specific to a single person. Who is it? Is it you?

>>212137159
lol

>>212135900
including a pic of alexander gordon jahans exposes this as copypasta

>>212135618
I eat like this

why are they eating raw meat?

>>212135652
Based

>>212135982
Ok paki

>>212139038
>>212137159
Hello

>>212139106
you're the council estate paki runt here

>>212139038
saaaaar

>>212135391 (OP)
BOSH

>>212135391 (OP)
Has anyone ever heard of a British restaurant? I haven't. I don't know a single person that has. This isn't a thing, and there's a reason why.

>>212139208
Ok Paki

>>212139295
gastro pubs

>>212139341
eat your fucking curry you paki cunt freak
leave the real BRITISH scran to the white man. If you can't enjoy a sunday roast you're an inbred paki cunt
simple as

>>212139295
yes, lol

>>212139389
Is this a bot lol

Luv me steak and ale pie

Though I’ve never eaten it and only know it from photos

But luv it

Simple as

>>212139295
I ate fish and chips in London in 1999, also bought house and trance 12"s at HMV and Virgin and saw squirrels in Hyde Park. It was nice, can't ever return to London though since it would destroy my memories of it.

>>212135618
wait how do you guys eat with a fork

>>212139734
I should have specified "outside of the UK", since there obviously are restaurants providing local cuisine in every part of the world.

>>212135652
She looks Mexican thoughbeit.

>>212139561
you're both bots

>>212140514
You hold it like a grown up so you have full control of it.

>>212144928
you get more control doing it the pencil way

>>212144441
Hello Mexican subhuman

don't care, cope, keep eating beans and peas on bread, lol

>>212147432
>Scotland anywhere on the list
Fuck off, their food is just deep fried shit

>>212147432
What a meme list, Austrian is a better version of German

that's a rather small portion of meat for the average man, I'd say?
>>212135618
>WE DON'T HOLD FORKS LIKE THAT IN GERMANY

>>212135652
MAGA philosophy

>>212145660
You're fucking weirdos.

>>212139341
We're finally that island of inbreds everyone talks about

>>212147432
>39 England
That's actually much higher than I expected

>>212147432
the only reason USA isnt higher is because its the usa

>>212135391 (OP)
>>212135546
That looks like it would taste pretty good, but you have to admit that it is not particularly sophisticated

>>212150855
It's just a Sunday roast. How sophisticated should a home cooked meal be?