Just got a crazy idea for pollution and shit
Hear me out. What if we take all the trash, compress it into a giant ball and put it in space to have a giant trash moon?

>>212145401 (OP)
Fun fact: putting something in low Earth orbit costs its weight in gold. Hope that helps to answer your retarded question, anon.

>>212145483
I don't care that much about pollution, I just want a trash moon. That would be kino as hell and worth the investment

>>212145483
>>212145583
we don't need rockets, it's trash, we can just fire it into space by building a giant trash canon, then we get a giant trash moon and a giant trash canon as well

>>212145401 (OP)
Wasn't that a futurama episode?

>>212145483
Use space guns

>>212145757
Yeah that's my idea basically.
Also I have thought of military use trash cannons and trash bombers. In my opinion it's a very humane weapon because it doesn't aim to kill people, it just would launch trash at other countries. It would help fighting pollution locally and also you could actually threaten others and follow up on your threats, unlike with nuclear which is a nothingburger.
Just trashbomb one country and others will listen

>>212145401 (OP)
ship it to india and make them eat it

we should nuke the trash
put that shit underground and drop a little boy on it

>>212146120
Let's dump it all on some random unsuspecting country and see their reaction. Slovenia for example, what they gonna do.

>>212146180
fuck off

>>212145401 (OP)
yeah but there's no space

>>212146216
Ok, first were gonna trashbomb your skyscrapers and gentrified towns

>>212145583
If we pollute earth enough we will have a trash moon, for the Sun

>>212146033
country A constructs a conveyer belt that hauls trash into country B, country B would respond with building 2 trash conveyer belts pushing trash back into country A, country B retaliates by constructing 3 conveyer belts, eventually countries run out of trash as it's all being used in the great trash war and trash becomes a valuable resource as trash is in high demand (basic economics) eventually countries start to hoard trash instead of pushing into other countries because it's so valuable

>>212146570
Then trash would disappear off the streets, governments would hoard it in protected vaults.

eerily similar to my katamari games

We should move all the trash to India. They wouldn't even notice any difference to before.

>>212147532
We can build a continent out of trash to the south of India and all the tamils will think it's their homeland Lemuria and move there

>>212147070
might as well compress it into bricks and paint it yellow, i mean it doesn't really serve any purpose so why not?

>>212147727
Yeah why not

>>212147879
then we might as well start fighting conventional wars over it and steal it from each other

>>212145401 (OP)
i would guess there's isn't enough trash on Earth to make a sphere massive enough to remain spherical
also tidal forces would probably prevent you from making in the first place
rings like Saturn's are more much more feasible

>>212148042
Damn...

>>212145401 (OP)
I just hope you get compacted along with it.

>>212148340
I hope not, I wouldn't like it!