>eating some kale, tofu and greek yogurt you got from Whole Foods with some Starbucks coffee and Papa Johns pizza while calling your dad who lives in a gated community on a Samsung about your yacht after a long day of lacrosse practice from private boarding school
in Utah
Happens iyc?

No, I'm middle class. Enjoy though

why are any of these brands relevant
how is papa john's different from other pizzerias
how is samsung different from other electronics
why is every dumb detail like this a part of some insane status symbol hierarchy in burgerstan
you are all cultists of mammon

>>212160363
papa johns is mostly used for stereotyping white people (like coleslaw, khakis, sweater around necks etc.)

>>212160295 (OP)
there is no such thing as greek yoghurt
yoghurt is turkish and it comes from central asia