>>212181574 (OP)step one: lease a giant car that you totally don’t compensate with like a Ford F150 or an Escalade. Make sure the interest is like 15% minimum.
step two: drive like an absolute moron so that your car insurance is like 6k/year
step three: mortgage a giant mcmansion in a gated community. Make sure the interest is like 15% minimum.
step four: buy a fuckton of expensive John Deere equipment to collect dust in your garage because those neighbors need to hear that lawn mower combustion engine at 6am
step five: buy a window AC to cool your paper mcmansion because efficiency is for poorfags
step six: buy a fuckton of kitchen equipment that collects dust because you totally needed that avocado peeler
step seven: spend a fortune on uncanny white teeth because your health insurance doesn’t cover dental
step eight: buy the newest Apple products every year. Make sure you don’t actually give the money upfront, but get a loan with interest. You don’t want Stacy to know you’re poor, right?
step nine: spend a fortune on your kids out-of-state tuition because University of Nebraska just ain’t cutting it and UC Berkeley sounds better on a resume
step ten: sign up for ten thousand subscription services that you forget about because piracy is communism o algo
step eleven: mortgage a new mcmansion just because you want to get in on that renting game thinking you can outsmart your bank