>after drinking a radioactive latte, your chinese gf gains the ability to brew espresso in her mouth
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>>212183390 (OP)
what a stupid fucking thread

what a genius chaste thread

what a brilliant thread. thank you

what a thread

this repeating the post above is unfunniest most juvenile shit 4chan does

this repeating the post above is unfunniest most juvenile shit 4chan does

>>212183390 (OP)
I prefer that X-Men mutant that shit ice cream

this repeating post above is funniest most mature shit s0yjak.party does

I prefer that X-Men mutant that shit ice cream

>after drinking a radioactive latte, your chinese gf gains the ability to brew espresso in her mouth
Your reaction?

>>212183424
this argentine faggot spams the board 24/7 with this shit.

>>212183390 (OP)
God I want to make love to an asian gf

I will force her into slavery, forming a business which exploits her powers to achieve record profits due to the increased revenue and decreased expenses of operation. She has a very difficult life where I lord over her as a tyrant however I also force her to be cheery and happy whenever making public appearances. One fateful day, during a public event a kind, brave, and perceptive young man sees through the facade and manages to surreptitiously hand her a note. She gets home and I yell at her particularly bad on this day, even going so far as putting hands on her, before throwing her into the part of the house where I keep her locked up. She cries silently, but then remembers the note. She opens it up and it reads "I know the truth"

Eventually he shows up more and more and finds some reason to become involved like becoming a worker at my lucrative business,and increasingly does stuff to try helping her out and saving her from my cruel grasp.

Eventually he tells her to run away and be with him, but i walk in and get angry, we have a duel where I say "she can't leave she's mine" and he challenges my cruel wanton explotative behavior.

In the end I die not due to him winning but because I do some action of such greed and selfishness it ends up inadvertently causing me to fall out a window or some shit.

Credits roll.

Name my kino

>>212183390 (OP)
>your chinese gf

>>212184153
It's literally my first time in this sub4chan, it's pretty neat, or should I say "based"? Haha xD

>>212186126
There Will Be Coffee starring Daniel Day Lewis

>>212183390 (OP)
would rather drink it out of her asshole