Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:46:21 AM No.212189185
>TYRONE?? TYRONE THIS PRANK ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, WHERE ARE YOU?? I'M GETTING THE CREEPS
>...
>OKAY I GET IT, IT WAS FUNNY TO ABANDON ME IN THIS EMPTY IKEA, YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT, COME OUT NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO MY WIFE'S HOUSE WHERE I'LL FILM YOU WHILE BREED HER WITH YOUR GIANT NIGGER COCK WHILE I PLAY DISCO ELYSIUM. ENOUGH TYRONE, WHERE ARE YOU?? WHERE IS EVERYONE???
>OH MY VAUSH WHAT IS HAPPENING?? MY KEKPHONE 12 SAYS NO SIGNAL?? ALSO I WAS SURE THE EXIT WAS RIGHT HERE BUT NOW ALL I SEE IS A NEVER ENDING SERIES OF FURNITURE ITEMS THAT STRETCHES ALL THE WAY TO THE VISIBLE HORIZON?? WHAT LE FUCK?? WHERE AM I?? OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS JUST LIKE THE BACKROOMS!! IS THAT JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA PLAYING ON THE LOUDSPEAKERS??
>*the lights suddenly go out*
>T-TYRONE IS THAT YOU?? THAT'S NOT FUNNY, FUCKING STOP THAT YOU NIGGER. FROM NOW ON I'M GETTING YOUR FRIEND FELONIUS TO FUCK MY WIFE, YOU'RE FIRED YOU FUCKING COON
>HOLY MOLY SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED MY ARM-AAAGH WHAT THE FUCK WAS TH-WAIT NOOOO YOU'RE NOT TYRONE AAAAAAAAGH MY HAND WHAT IS THIS SAVE ME TYRONE-AAAAA IT'S KILLING ME AAAAAAAGH IT'S OVER I JUST WISH I COULD'VE WATCHED MY WIFE GET BRED BY NIGGERS-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>(Cobson was reported missing by his friend Tyrone who had mysteriously lost sight of him while buying a new bed where he could stretch his wife's cunt or something. His case remains unsolved)
>...
>OKAY I GET IT, IT WAS FUNNY TO ABANDON ME IN THIS EMPTY IKEA, YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT, COME OUT NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO MY WIFE'S HOUSE WHERE I'LL FILM YOU WHILE BREED HER WITH YOUR GIANT NIGGER COCK WHILE I PLAY DISCO ELYSIUM. ENOUGH TYRONE, WHERE ARE YOU?? WHERE IS EVERYONE???
>OH MY VAUSH WHAT IS HAPPENING?? MY KEKPHONE 12 SAYS NO SIGNAL?? ALSO I WAS SURE THE EXIT WAS RIGHT HERE BUT NOW ALL I SEE IS A NEVER ENDING SERIES OF FURNITURE ITEMS THAT STRETCHES ALL THE WAY TO THE VISIBLE HORIZON?? WHAT LE FUCK?? WHERE AM I?? OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS JUST LIKE THE BACKROOMS!! IS THAT JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA PLAYING ON THE LOUDSPEAKERS??
>*the lights suddenly go out*
>T-TYRONE IS THAT YOU?? THAT'S NOT FUNNY, FUCKING STOP THAT YOU NIGGER. FROM NOW ON I'M GETTING YOUR FRIEND FELONIUS TO FUCK MY WIFE, YOU'RE FIRED YOU FUCKING COON
>HOLY MOLY SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED MY ARM-AAAGH WHAT THE FUCK WAS TH-WAIT NOOOO YOU'RE NOT TYRONE AAAAAAAAGH MY HAND WHAT IS THIS SAVE ME TYRONE-AAAAA IT'S KILLING ME AAAAAAAGH IT'S OVER I JUST WISH I COULD'VE WATCHED MY WIFE GET BRED BY NIGGERS-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>(Cobson was reported missing by his friend Tyrone who had mysteriously lost sight of him while buying a new bed where he could stretch his wife's cunt or something. His case remains unsolved)
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