I wish I were Jewish. All cool people are Jewish nowadays.

>>212200747 (OP)
I'm sure you're cool enough without being Jewish, fren

>>212200747 (OP)
what if you were brazilian tho

>>212200747 (OP)
Jewish is not cool

>>212200747 (OP)
Nah jews are disliked heavily, I'd rather be a nigger in the west so I could fuck White women and get worshipped for being a subhuman.

>>212200747 (OP)
Just pretend. What are they gonna do, check your foreskin?

>>212200767
With Jews you win
>>212201794
KYS

>>212200747 (OP)
Shut up contrarian

>>212200747 (OP)
same, i curse my ancestors for being conversos

I don't care what identity I take, I just want to be tall with a massive 10 incher

To be honest I only want to fuck Jewish girls. Not be a Jew. I want to knock her up with my wild, uncircumsized, pagan white dick going balls to the wall. I want her to be angry and call me a Nazi to which I respond "Jawohl mein Fueher!" And I will eat out with her some Chinese Char Siu pork fried rice and New England Clam Chowder.

I think I prefer to be Ashkenazi than Japanese

I wish I was Jewish so ALL my /int/ pals would think I'm cool and based for making jokes about Jewish pipo