monoball
6/28/2025, 5:27:11 PM No.212207760
What's stopping you from making a deal with the devil to become a vampire in your country?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:28:22 PM No.212207818
>>212207760 (OP)
I love urban fantasy so much
I love urban fantasy so much
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:28:25 PM No.212207819
>>212207760 (OP)
No need to believe in Jewish fairy tales when I live in "hell" itself
No need to believe in Jewish fairy tales when I live in "hell" itself
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:30:07 PM No.212207890
>>212207760 (OP)
If I was nocturnal I'd only be able to post on /int/ during its peak Asian hours
If I was nocturnal I'd only be able to post on /int/ during its peak Asian hours
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:31:01 PM No.212207918
>>212207760 (OP)
no soul to trade
no soul to trade
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:31:19 PM No.212207926
>>212207760 (OP)
I'm too lazy to be a night predator
I'm too lazy to be a night predator
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:34:03 PM No.212208001
>>212207760 (OP)
Vampires are fags I would rather be a werewolf and chase pretty girls around in the park at night and howl at the moon and get into brawls with other satanic monsters at the full moon. Vampires just cry and swish and masturbate to velvet paintings of little boys that's gay.
Vampires are fags I would rather be a werewolf and chase pretty girls around in the park at night and howl at the moon and get into brawls with other satanic monsters at the full moon. Vampires just cry and swish and masturbate to velvet paintings of little boys that's gay.
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monoball
6/28/2025, 5:38:44 PM No.212208163
>>212208001
>Vampires just cry and swish and masturbate to velvet paintings of little boys that's gay.
How so?
>Vampires just cry and swish and masturbate to velvet paintings of little boys that's gay.
How so?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:05:13 PM No.212208982
>>212208163
Guess that's up to taste but let's compare the two on more important features.
Vampire
>Turns into a stupid shitty talentless bat that could be eaten by an owl. Gay, lame.
>Controls skeletons the crappiest weakest type of undead. Lame.
>Hypnotizes victims that wander in his castle randomly. Gay but kind of based I guess.
>Undead so can't feel anything or get an erection. Gay, lame.
>Gets killed by pasta. Gay, lame.
>Has to run around in the catacombs while mobs of peasants burn his castle down. Lame.
>Immortal so has to put up with this bullshit life forever unless someone throws water on him. Lame.
>Already knows how to use all his powers so no character development. Lame.
Werewolf
>Turns into a powerful awesome giant Wolf. Awesome, based.
>Uses powerful muscles and teeth to fight for himself by flipping out and going crazy on his enemies. Awesome, based.
>Doesn't have any weak ass magic fudge packer powers just spreads rabies and eats people. Based, awesome.
>Not undead so still can feel things and tear off women's clothes to look at some titties and then eat them. Awesome. Based.
>Only weakness is Silver Bullets which is prepper pilled. Awesome, based.
>No lair just runs around in the park all night looking for random victims to slaughter. AB.
>Mortal eventually gets to go out in a blaze of glory and see the credits roll. Based, finality-pilled.
>Slowly learns about his powers and learns to live with them and eventually control them creating satisfying character arc. Based, complete narrative-pilled.
>For some reason in movies and video games can always jump super high to pounce on fleeing terrified victims or escape from angry hunters. Awesome, based.
The answer is clear.
Guess that's up to taste but let's compare the two on more important features.
Vampire
>Turns into a stupid shitty talentless bat that could be eaten by an owl. Gay, lame.
>Controls skeletons the crappiest weakest type of undead. Lame.
>Hypnotizes victims that wander in his castle randomly. Gay but kind of based I guess.
>Undead so can't feel anything or get an erection. Gay, lame.
>Gets killed by pasta. Gay, lame.
>Has to run around in the catacombs while mobs of peasants burn his castle down. Lame.
>Immortal so has to put up with this bullshit life forever unless someone throws water on him. Lame.
>Already knows how to use all his powers so no character development. Lame.
Werewolf
>Turns into a powerful awesome giant Wolf. Awesome, based.
>Uses powerful muscles and teeth to fight for himself by flipping out and going crazy on his enemies. Awesome, based.
>Doesn't have any weak ass magic fudge packer powers just spreads rabies and eats people. Based, awesome.
>Not undead so still can feel things and tear off women's clothes to look at some titties and then eat them. Awesome. Based.
>Only weakness is Silver Bullets which is prepper pilled. Awesome, based.
>No lair just runs around in the park all night looking for random victims to slaughter. AB.
>Mortal eventually gets to go out in a blaze of glory and see the credits roll. Based, finality-pilled.
>Slowly learns about his powers and learns to live with them and eventually control them creating satisfying character arc. Based, complete narrative-pilled.
>For some reason in movies and video games can always jump super high to pounce on fleeing terrified victims or escape from angry hunters. Awesome, based.
The answer is clear.