Have you ever done something really embarrasing in your country?

>>212215533 (OP)
At night yesterday I went to the store to buy some ciders and a couple said hello to me I replied back saying good morning. I wanted to end it all.

>>212215533 (OP)
yes, propose my gf

>>212215584
why would you say good morning lol

>>212215596
thats not embarrasing

>>212215533 (OP)
>5 years ago, 2 weeks into a new job
>my office is in a long building with a single person bathroom at either end
>at the center of the office was a big open hall where everyone worked (see pic related)
>sitting at my desk when an intense urge to shit suddenly hits me
>rush to bathroom A and spend 10 minutes pushing out the longest, thickest turd my body has ever created
>it doesn't flush
>after 3 unsuccessful flushes the water in the toilet is getting worryingly high
>look around for a toilet plunger I can use to dislodge the turd from the drain
>find nothing, start to panic
>leave the bathroom
>there's another guy waiting to coming in
>look him in the eye and say "do not go in there"
>fast walk down the long stretch of open office to bathroom B at the other end
>find a toilet plunger
>grab the plunger and fast walk back through the office to the other bathroom
>multiple people are clearly staring at me
>try to hide the plunger behind my leg
>get back to bathroom A right as another guy is entering
>he sees the toilet and immediately leaves, a horrified look on his face
>turns to see me coming with the plunger
>mumble "I'll take care of this" under my breath and shut the door
>it takes me almost half an hour to get the toilet working again
>splash shitty water all over the floor, run out of paper towels trying to clean it up and have to use toilet paper
>quit 2 months later

Got my ass beat(immobilized) by a manlet in front of the whole school

>>212215533 (OP)
Trusted a fart I shouldn't have about a week ago at wendy's. The embarassing part was there was no tp in the bathroom so i had to discreetly go around and collect napkins off the tables to clean up with. They were the rough brown ones and it didnt feel so good. It was mostly empty in the wendys but I know one old man saw me getting the napkins and going into the bathroom so he might have figured out my secret.

>>212215750
Idk it just come out automatically

I was sexting with a girl years ago and she wanted a picture of my hairy asshole. She printscreened.

>>212215533 (OP)
I've realized that I only embarrass myself when I drop my guard and start feeling comfortable around people.

>>212216901
Post it here.

>>212216348
>>212216618
>tfs
>tps

>>212216618
just use your socks breh

>>212218939
I was visiting a school friend in his uni city and he invited some other friends of his for dinner, including some pretty girls. I proceeded to get drunk and started explaining in detail how the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear accident unfolded, including the oversights in engineering and long term effects of radiation exposure on humans, wildlife, and contaminated materials, etc. I literally couldn’t be stopped and spoke for like more than an hour in a row, even if somebody tried to change the topic I would go nu-uh, you still haven’t heard how the auxiliary generators were placed below sea level. the next day I asked my friend how embarrassing it was last night and he looked at me like yeah…

>>212219396
>IGGIAPPONEEEEE
imbarazzante

I put animes I liked in the references section of a university essay because it "inspired me"

>>212219396
lack of social awareness must be one of the most terrible traits for a man to have. embarrasing

>>212219439
lo so, credimi.

>>212215533 (OP)
literally all aussies are like this unironically

>>212215533 (OP)
ya in college we would do this dumb game where we could close our eyes drin kand try to get to the other side of campus based on memory
sometimes i would watch my friends as they went to make sure they didnt get themselves killed and most zoomer normgroids just ignore you

>>212215533 (OP)
raygun is the only person anyone can remember from this garbage "sport"
she won