Thread 212250417

Arsenal edition

cuck club 'dish

>>212250417 (OP)
next year, is our year la

heard you want 190 back

arse anal

HEARD YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY BACK

haha arse

What's this Goat thing on the West Holts stage

sounds interesting

>>212250476
This made millenials shit and fart themselves laughing

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>212249013
um, why am I hard

heard you want your 4chan back

arr lewis sub edish

>>212250417 (OP)
I got something for your arsenal

sir albert hall

>>212250516
you're an perma-incel starved of intimacy. hope that helps!

>>212250541
wanked to plenty of videos like that

>>212250557
wow mad, had no idea

>>212250569
stop wanking and give me 4chan back you bastard

>>212250563
>>212250515
>>212250484
new gigamong fixation of the week

grim grim grim

>>212250569
yeah, ofcom, have you?

>>212250594
one month left mate

>>212250622
no

>>212250613
not even hot

Hour 10 of my shift


Losing steam, lads

Don't know if I can keep it up for another 6 hours :/

>>212250563
Rorke seething

1977 rorke watching the sex pistols on top of the pops and spending all week writing letters to the bbc

Stop the thread splitting shit jfc

>>212250541
I'm alright with eye-contact, just cannot read facial expressions at all. Got no clue if people hate me, like me, or are apathetic to me.

not sure if i'm more famous for my homosexuality or for my alcoholism

get the labubus collected

>>212250652
16h is way too long to maintain an erection.

>>212250706
ok

IDF bombing women and children using our taxes? No problem
Man says something edgy on stage, fire up GB news and Talk TV and the daily mail

>>212250712
His Majesty demands it, I'm afraid

>>212250696
grim are you full blown autistic

1973 rorke aghast that a bloke in make up is singing about a "star man waiting in the sky" and pretending to suck the guitarists knob

>>212250723
yes

>>212250723
Apparently so

Hi

>>212250723
Ridiculous, isn't it

>>212250740
No, but I just have extremely bad anxiety and so I overthink every little detail of their face to the point that I really cannot tell with confidence

>>212250723
agree
reminds me when all the mindless were clapping lockdowns and other nonsense while the rest of us were pilloried for questioning the evidence and aim of it

Love Ken Bruce, love popmaster

>>212250732
The only way King Bangerfingers is keeping me up for a straight double is if he pistons those pork obelisks directly into my prostate.

>>212250767
winter 'dish > summer edish

>>212250607
I just luv me sum britpop

>>212250796
You are correct

>>212250782
how did u get anxiety

27 years ago damn

>>212250723
You're right, it's madness

>>212250723
mental how the prime minister takes time out of his day to discuss what's been said at glastonbury

>>212250827
sent that freak fucking flying

>>212250827
>post ends in 27

we yes WE are bumping ts all week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXQmCf6bNU4

>>212250821
my mother is extremely neurotic so I just absorbed it from her, meanwhile both my parents are borderline hermits with virtually no friends and my dad hasn't ever been a permeant fixture in my life. basically was just raised by a schizoid single-mum.

>>212250746
give up pal you aren't going to come up with a funny post

rod strwart looks better at 80 than id o at 40 what is that about

>>212250867
me singing my lungs out to this choon at all the jute invaders

>>212250827
that was fuckin baddass

>>212250862
leftypols fate the second the muslims take over britain

>>212250888
very grim lad sounds like u never had a chance
you gota get out there though and practice cant just rot forever

Lush clouds tonight
Just snapped a photo of them

>>212250928
AI

>>212250867
omdssssss all the ziopiggies and gammons are seething in the comment section

the real problem with that groid is his anti-White sentiment, not anti-IDF line

>>212250949
who's Al?

>>212250949
bruh

>>212250921
>you gota get out there though and practice cant just rot forever
yeah, I have a job and I can achieve polite-conversation pretty alright, just got no clue if people like me or not

>>212250949
Mong Of The Day

>>212250928
Mr. Floyd, America on line one.

>>212250972
good lad stop caring just assume they do but dont over do it
"the thing about confidence is no one knows if it's real or not"

>>212250949
zoomer moment

>>212250928
me floating between the two chimneys

>>212250986
>>212250969
>Google it
>Some boomer shit from the 70s
Ok grandad, time for bed

>>212250949
I mean it is a real photo

get them vaporised

>>212250967
You can call me Al.

Still don’t know what the GPT in ChatGPT stands for.

right well that glasto pretty much done
crap year if we're being honest

>pink floyd
which ones pink?

>>212250417 (OP)
wog club

>>212251045
Gay Poo Time

>>212251045
gay porn time

>>212251047
not watched any of it
saving stuff like charli for when im off my rocker at home alone

dadoids ordered himself a kebab ffs
on a sunday

>>212251023
Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.
Get your grades up, lad. Done in one.

>>212251053
Floyd obviously you dense cunt

>>212251047
Headliners were all dogshit this year

>>212250723
>IDF bombing women and children using our taxes? No problem
Correct
Send more taxes I say

>>212251069
Still time to tune in to the main headliner tonight

>>212251070
someone has to support the lil paki fellas and their overlords

Coffee cake. I'm crying. It's so good. I have no innocence left. I am dead in the eyes of the Gods. I must become a usable man. ゲームのルールはシンタシュタ・オニによって書かれた

>>212251081
Which one's Floyd?

Got the nigga music on

Pink Floyd. Most overrated band in Rock history.

>>212251097
will be in bed and im not drinking for olivia i';ll save her for another drunk night

What was your first OS
The first world cup you remember
The first console you owned
The first TV series that you watched
The age you lost your virginity.

>>212251070
Alhamdulilah

wish we had pickups like americans do

you ever just sit and think about how much you hate everyone who isn’t white English?
genuinely wish 99% of the world would just die

not surprised all the africans and 'kis come to our lovely cold island if they have to live in this heat all the time

>>212251126
>What was your first OS
Windows 2000
>The first world cup you remember
2002
>The first console you owned
PS2
>The first TV series that you watched
no idea, Spongebob?
>The age you lost your virginity.
N/A

>>212251118
Roger Waters is such a fag man, I hated him on Joe Rogan so much. Turns young men schizo. Bleakness. ゲームのルールはシンタシュタ・オニによって書かれ

>>212251126
Vista
2010
PS3
Avatar The Last Airbender
16

I sold something on Facebook and the guy gave me 5 50 pound notes
Do any of u know where I can get them changed into 10s and/or 20s

>>>/v/714013196
is this the local runescape mong?

i have no mates and my life is shit

>>212251126
Windows 2000
2006 Germany
Ps1 slim
Idk probably fucking teletubbies
21

>>212251118
/mu/ has proven this incorrect every day since its inception

I am getting sick of people complaining that cooking a meal "takes too long" and then you see them cooking and they're spending an hour using a tiny dull paring knife to chop and slice all of their vegetables WHY
if you would do things correctly it wouldn't take so absurdly long use a proper chef's knife and sharpen it ffs

>>212251164
what do you want me to do about it

>>212251111
The pink one

>>212251126
>What was your first OS
Windows 2000
>The first world cup you remember
2006
>The first console you owned
PS1
>The first TV series that you watched
Teletubbies
>The age you lost your virginity.
10

9pm and 27c
mental

shitto norris more like
lando pooris
shitting pooris

>>212251158
Zoom zoom

>>212251164
i'll be your mate xx

>>212251126
windows xp
2002
ps2
dunno, dragonball and malcolm in the middle
16

>>212251110
オナニの方がいい

>>212251160
you could go to post office and exchange it into euros and then exchange it back to pounds but ask for small bills?

>>212251214
You just want him to lick poo out your arse.

>>212251196
Sydney? He's been dead for years.

>>212251201
>10
Um

>>212251201
>The age you lost your virginity.
>10
'ello leftypol, enjoying some gay poo porn peng today?

>>212251126
Windows 2000, dad's PC
2002, used to collect the sticker book with my mates, great stuff
GBA
fuck knows
14

>>212251126
Windows 98
Watching 2002 but remember being very small on holiday in france before the 98 world cup and seeing all the branding everywhere
PS1
Dunno lol
18

>>212251185
give me pity and console me x
>>212251214
nh x

>>212251210
Thanks for the insight, Colombo

when did women become obsessed with F1

>>212251045
Generative Pre-trained Transformer

It's the type of model that ChatGPT is

See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChatGPT

>>212251160
Lol those are obviously fake

>>212251126
MS DOS
1990
Mega drive
how am I meant to remember that? probably Thomas the tank engine or something
17

evening all

Is it true the faster you’re driving the less accurate your speedometer is?

>>212251224
>オナニの方がいい
オナニーは私に何の喜びも与えず、神々の目に屈辱を与えるだけです

>>212251255
gwon lad

>>212251275
a clue gained

>>212251126
msdos on dadberg's pc (he was slow to upgrade to 95)
1998
snes
don't know
19

>>212251262
when they realised that all the drivers were rich, fit, european men

no gazan ever called me incel

>>212251224
>オナニ
オナニー

>>212251275
are deegz

>>212251275
A poo gained

>>212251228
I’d lose money doing that
>>212251272
The guys one of my dads childhood mates plus I checked them with a UV light and they’ve got all the markers

>>212251262
they aren’t
white women genuinely dont have any interests or hobbies they’re all completely fake and made up the only thing they’re interested in is getting fucked by their dog unironically

>The age you lost your virginity.
Not a fan of this question, for obvious reasons.

>>212251265
knowing this might stop me calling it ChatGTP so thanks

>>212251126
Windows 3.1
1998
Megadrive II
Probably Hey Arnold or something on Nickelodeon
I have not

>>212251301
You will stop posting this

road a 125cc bike on holiday
never even ridden a bike before and dont have a licence and it was easy

why does he post the ponies

all the shaggers are in

>>212251338
That young was it

このスレッドは英語だけ。オタクどこかにいって

>>212251315
is a poo earned

looool the gammons are forming an EDL in barrow because some melanated yoof chased a girl last night
>RESHARE!!!!!!!
>Proving hard getting a good solid group of men that want to be a part of this. Everyone says they want change but no one wants to put it into action.

>PLEASE SHARE! LETS TAKE BACK CONTROL

>After much deliberation and a few people popping up, I’ve decided to take it upon myself to protect the girls and women of the community, seeing as though the local police force are turning a blind eye to current matters in the Barrow town.

>Going forward, I’ll be setting a WhatsApp group up. This group will contain a number of males that will be available 24/7, these males will be DBS checked and vetted prior to being accepted in to the group.

>That said…

>I’m looking for around 50 males in the barrow area that can pass a simple DBS check, no history of violence towards women or kids, this obviously included any domestic incidents and absolutely no sexual assault cases of any kind.
>I want this group to be about women’s safety, this is first and foremost and to do this we need to be able to provide proof.

>PLEASE NOTE!!

>This is a group to safely take the distressed female out of the situation, this is NOT an excuse to find and assault people.
>It needs to be a professional operation to avoid conflict with the police as this group will be red hot once word gets back to them, if they can’t protect the public. The locals will.

>Once we have a team in place, il be setting up a public WhatsApp group specifically designed for women to join and be able to share their location as and when they feel threatened, the group admins will then post the location in the main group chat consisting of the designated team to come and assist the female in distress.

>Please share and get the word out.

>We refuse to walk the streets in fear. We refuse to let our children and young girls be systematically abused.

>>212251126
>The first TV series that you watched
how would anyone remember this

a lot of bots in tonight

>>212251164
too bad
you lost at life. not everyone can win.

Lost my virginity at 17 and have not shagged since. Literally may as well still be a virgin, honestly. First time was fucking awful, almost could not have gone worse. Was only inside her for probably 40 seconds before she changed her mind and told me to fuck off.

>>212251357
you'd think they'd be out shagging

>>212251391
alri unc

>>212251275
penguinmaxxing

>>212251394
Didn’t read a word of that mate. Americans are limited to two lines of text here.

>>212251394
MI5 honeypot

>>212251394
forgot your VPN heatherpaedo

>>212251430
Done that obese loser of the 1812 war

neighbour takes their catberg out on a lead

>>212251417
don't think that counts mate

Remember when I was 17 I was like if I’m still a virgin at 18 I’m going to a prozzie definitely.

23 still a virgin

>>212251457
I got my willy inside her, so it counts.

>>212251460
howling this was me but im in my mid 30s
still a virge

>>212251126
Windows XP
2006
I shared my brothers consoles, but the first one that was bought for me was the DS
Button Moon?
22

>>212251460
ktilm

might become an orthodox christian just because I have nothing else going on in my shit life

Had sex at 18 years old with my hapa gf


Shit was so cash

>>212251389
>sureddo
>>212251283
>watashi
cor is that real japanese speaking mandem

>>212251275
is that a mental health facility

mikey would've made this all better .

>>212251324
Incel rat

>>212251417
you will never be a wizard

>>212251455
ok? and you're a 30 something sad mong that sits by the window like some pensioner

>>212251160
The bank or any shop, even Tesco if you buy something.
You fucking mong

>>212251460
kek this is actually me. vividly remember turning 19 and being really depressed about still being a virgin - yet thinking it was almost impossible that I'd be 23 and still be like this. I didn't think it was possible. and yet, here we are.

one thing i noticed about my holiday - no blacks or indians about
only black i saw was at the beach trying to sell his wares but everyone was ignoring him

>>212251476
how the fuck did you watch button moon when your other answers clearly show you're a zoomer

any crypto incel in?
the normals at work talk to me as if i've done the sex
i've even hugged lots of females and held hands with two

>>212248998
scream

oh yeah forgot I post here with literal children

私はシンタシュタ・オニが/brit/への借金を返済して鎮まるまで去らない

>>212251540
mate i mask so well that people are shocked when they find out im a virgin and never had a gf lol

can't believe it took me so long to start learning to drive, it's actually fairly easy and enjoyable. always thought I was too much of a useless mong to learn

got the french asmr gf on

>>212251520
catshagger is triggered

>>212251537
Mumberg had the series on video

>>212251523
Surely they will be pissed if I go and buy something for a fiver and give them a £50 note ? I don’t like going to banks proper stresses me out

>>212251541
not funny at all theyre already disadvantaged enough by genocide and oppression by the australian settlers

>>212251540
was at uni
not sure these days

Was a virgin till I was 21 but now shagged hundreds of times with 6 different guys

will deffo be wanking my willard to oliva rodrigo shortly

>>212251534
Had a similar experience in Prague earlier this month. When I was on the underground though an Indian fella got on the train and was speaking his silly language with his phone on speaker while everyone else just kept quiet and looked at my phone. Thought to myself that if I closed my eyes I could almost pretend I was still in Birmingham and suffering from desi-fatigue. They're the same literally everywhere lol

>>212251541
good for them. haiti is beautiful according to leftists.

>>212251419
zoom zoom

>>212251540
Yeah but not around my mum she just knows I’m a virgin

>>212251430
Forty characters or less, Nigel.

>>212251576
Go to your bank and deposit at the cashpoint

>>212251537
blud thinks you can't watch a TV programme ever again after broadcast

>>212251587
corrr bet you could pound my prostate into oblivion

>>212251570
link

poo heather farting

>future islands
what is this? is the man a retard?

got the count dankula on

ロークくん!彼らをオカズにするんだ!

>>212251658
hey that'st my cousin

>>212251540
I pretend that I've had two girlfriends in the past "but it was a long time ago." They don't think that I'm a totally hapless virgin, but they have an explanation for why I might still act like one.

australians literally killed aboriginals on sight for a time

>>212251630
I want it in cash though mate just not in 50s as they are annoying to spend unless it’s petrol

>>212251638
I have a bf now

>>212251394
haha silly gammons and their "womens safety"

im soft and submissive

>>212251687
You did the same to native Americans and then had a war about whether you can keep black people as pets. Zip it yank

The Frigid Midget

Crawling back to "the apps" like a beaten dog. Not had a girlfriend for 15 months and I can feel the inceldom rising within me

I genuinely sickens me they our country is led by people who have no problem supporting a nation that murders children by the thousands, even little babies.

I saw images of 2-month olds that had died from malnutrition in Gaza. It looked like something out of a horror film.

willy poo scrangling

>>212251694
Deposit at the cashpoint then withdraw it again once it clears and you'll get 20s back

remember one time i slept with a girl (not sex just spent the night) and she asked me how many sexual partners i'd had before (none) so i said i dont kiss and tell... wonder if she asked cos she knew i'm such a hopeless incel

do abos walk about naked or do they wear pouches etc to contain their knob and balls?

>>212251695
Is it nice? Do you hold hands in public?

>>212251687
It's been a colonial pastime since a handful of Vikings got lost near St. John's.

>>212251714
that doesnt count because uh... um.. *waddles away in an attempt at running*

just had a bash to soogsworth

>>212251723
Are jezza was going to stop it and look what they did to him

i ain't apologising for having testicles. sorry keir!

>>212251160
you can deposit cash into your bank at the post office

>>212251742
fannypacks with a rear zip

what the fuck is a toddy?

Sodomy isn't sex

>>212251695
so?

>>212251743
Yeah and yeah actually

>>212251723
This is the country that just legalised abortion up until the moment of birth so

poo scream wank poo fart poo wank poo farting

>>212251808
liquor with water, and often honey and lemon, preferably warm.

Just packed the bag for toil tomorrow
really would rather not go
I've never pulled a sickie in my life but feel like I might do it soon

>>212251732
Ah that’s smart thanks

>>212251822
you're starting to sound like a rorke

>>212251809
To be honest we only do full anal like once every couple of weeks. It's mostly sucking, wanking, rimming and fingers.

liquor? i hardly know her

getting my wizard powers soon haha..

Cannabis 'is worse for our society than heroin,' police tsars say - as they demand government upgrade it to a class A drug

>>212251822
legalize up to the 93rd trimester

>>212251830
too hot for toil
feel like if it gets above 30 degrees any places of business should close
except pubs

The fan is just blowing hot air around now

>>212251863
on what grounds?

>>212251826
Alright mate turn the vpn off, we can tell that you’re British

Start of this year I had 10k in the bank now I’m down to my last 50 and mum just asked if she can borrow £40… not sure how much longer I can stay unemployed I need to buy food tomorrow

>>212251822
optional eugenics is good

>>212251822
No it didn't.
Doctors and nurses would still be prosecuted for performing an abortion outside the existing rules - 24 weeks and with specific reasons, where most are earlier than 12 weeks.
All they changed was removing punishment from the mothers

business idea: send lgbtq people to gaza

Been drinking Japslop and Taiwanslop doing a number on the ol' microbiome been pooing black death liquid

The French champagne

>>212251884
I hope it was an alive body

SIR KEIR

BAN THE TESTICLE RIGHT NOW

50% OF YOUR POPULATION DEMAND IT, RIGHT NOW

The emigrants who came to Massachusetts in the great migration became the breeding stock for America’s Yankee population. They multiplied at a rapid rate, doubling every generation for two centuries. Their numbers increased to 100,000 by 1700, to at least one million by 1800, six million by 1900, and more than sixteen million by 1988, all descended from 21,000 English emigrants who came to Massachusetts in the period from 1629 to 1640.

3rd ever 5km run completed and i managed to do it in 39:22
Dead proud that i managed to do it in sub 40 minutes

>>212251891
this and also send white zionists to israel and watch the fallout

>>212251878
'Heroin can kill quickly but the cumulative effect of cannabis in our society may be far worse,' the letter states.

It adds that class A status – which comes with potential life sentences for suppliers – was the way forward 'rather than effective decriminalising'.

And renowned psychiatrist Professor Sir Robin Murray, of King's College London, told The Mail on Sunday that the UK may now be 'at the beginnings of an epidemic of cannabis-induced psychosis' which could overwhelm NHS mental health services.

The commissioners also pointed to other countries where laws are laxer, warning that the US has seen 'unofficial pharmacies' selling cannabis and the powerful opiate fentanyl alongside one another, while Portugal has been forced to consider reversing drug decriminalisation after a 30-fold increase in psychosis.

They said cannabis's effects were so devastating it had 'more birth defects associated with it than thalidomide' – the notorious morning sickness drug which caused deformities among thousands of babies in the 1950s and 1960s.

>everyone was watching Westworld
>I start watching it
>nobody cared about Westworld anymore

>everyone was wathcing Rick and Morty
>start watching between S3 and S4
>suddenly nobody cared about it anymore

>everyone was watching Squid Game
>S3 game out on Friday
>literally nobody gives a shit

why can't normies just stick to a fucking show
I'm tired of the next big thing changing so frequently
just finish something for once you cunts

Michael Wood’s view of things is plausible and may be correct.

>>212251723
muslims aren't people

playing donkey kong country

Post festival tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue3z6WBCXic

>>212251928
>Daily mail
Boomers need the day of the pillow

>>212251920
Was u running backwards or something

£200 in his pocket
trolls seething

>>212251941
lol pic made by some pussio who gets anxiety omds what a waster

Clipping my finger and toenails while I sit with my pomegranate sheet mask on and listen to ASMR

>>212251968
current item count?

>>212251965
stfu weedmong lmfao

Never done weed and not interested but believe it should be legal and regulated as I'm a liberal you see

>>212251967
and now im sad :(

>>212251928
>class A status – which comes with potential life sentences for suppliers
Funny how nonces and rapists get a slap on the wrist

>>212251890
Anyone can perform the abortion without a medical licence and get off scot-free

>>212251968
Corrr! That’s like…2 days of work at minimum wage! How’d he get so much money!?

when i was younger i did a 5km in in 7:22 but nobody believes me

>>212251948
Hope you get cancer and die slowly x

>>212251968
should be euthanised

>>212251937
last friday or this friday?
if you want something to chat about at work you have to go for whatever's top of the 'most watched' currently

>>212251911
Mennonites are keeping the dream alive

>>212251968
Mad how he employs Mikeynomics but uses Cex instead of some Gypsie.

>>212251999
don't listen to him well done lad

>>212250417 (OP)
WHA DO WE FINK OF TOTNUM

>>212251967
mean cunt

>>212251968
I make more than that every day

>>212251887
When I take over the United States of America, I will offer a lifetime supply of Busch Lite, Nascar and NFL tickets, and white F-150s in exchange for proof of chemical castration.
It might be the closest thing to a good idea Stanhope's ever come up with.

>>212251964
They were class last year. Not seen anything to beat it this year.

>>212252026
The current world record is 12:49 so no, I don't believe you at all

>>212252018
No, it only removes the punishment for the mother, if you do a back alley abortion on someone else you can still be prosecuted. That's true at any part of the pregnancy and already was

>>212252039
Friday as in 48 hours ago
cannot keep up with them la'
I know tomorrow the normoids will be rattling on about some glastobury shite and I'll be none the wiser AGAIN

>>212252050
ty lad x

HELLO FRIENDS

>>212252026
just jealousy innit, but that's the world we live in

NEW

>>212252080
>>212252080
>>212252080

>>212251920
good work anon
keep it up

would David Beckham like /brit/.

New the. It post.

>>212251887
it's hardly eugenics

>>212252051
Just stop all nhs funding for the over 65s already

My best ever 5k was 22:32 one nice evening four or so years ago
No chance of that anymore as I've since been drinking heavily for a number of years and I plod around in about 28 mins now

>>212252063
that would eradicate 50%+ of all poor whites in the country
you might be on to something....

>>212252065
world record would be 7:22 but nobody believed me
it's only 12:49 coz they believed him

>>212252051
proper love a vaccine me. MMR vaccine has the best high imo

no work for me next week

>>212252027
brown

>>212251999
Don’t listen to me mate I was only messin I’ve never even been for a run before don’t even know if that’s a good time or not