Thread 212251943

>Trying to apply for a job on indeed
>Have to make an account on the jobs website
>Have to verify my account with both my phone and email
>Have to do a 30 minute personality quiz
>Have to do an online pre view interview
>Have to do another 2nd interview
>Finally have to an in person interview
>Okay anon we'll call you back in 3-10 buisness days to let you know if you got the job
>Wait 10 buisness days
>No call
>two weeks later get a call saying I didn't make it
Why is this so fucking hard? God damnit I'm applying to Best Buy not the fucking FBI

I got sick of the job market so I joined the military. The interview was piss easy

>>212251943 (OP)
>he gets interviews
lucky mf

>>212251943 (OP)
just do what I did, drop out of uni and get hired at what is essentially a sinecure position through connections from your parents

>>212251943 (OP)
humiliation ritual

I've just started going to job fairs in any city within 5 hours drive.
Connections is the only way to get a job these days anyways. We're basically India it's so pathetic.

>>212251943 (OP)
@grok summarize this into a short sentence and add a witty remark

>>212251943 (OP)
Im a tradie subhuman so I just did the firm handshake thing which unironically works for them atleast

Never put your dick into the corporate circuit toaster. Do as >>212254355 does and go to job fairs, straight up talking to the recruiter, and find apprenticeship or assisted training courses. Always put a foot into the working environment, don't bet on the supernatural.
>>212254355
It's sad that you have to drive so long just to get to the job fair.

Wait what? There actually are people applying on jobs on indeed itself? I have always used those sites like those flight sites like skyscanner or kayak. You look for the jobs (or flights) and then go to the companies' websites and never apply for them (or book them in case of the flights) through the platform.

Do people really do this? Lmao.

>>212255362
>just make 100 accounts on company sites designed by jeets that sell your info to Big Data bro it's that easy

>>212255520
>sell your info to Big Data
Sorry, I am too European for that.

>>212255540
>he thinks Datenschutz means anything
good goy
you using that Rewe app too?

>>212251943 (OP)
After pretty much a year of neeting and applying, momberg finally gave me a job as a paralegal at her law firm because they needed new people. I asked her before and she said if the opportunity ever came up, but she also was concerned if I’d reflect poorly on her for being a shlubby unloveable chudcel so I felt she was lying. But she went through it and am grateful. I will only work this job for two months though because I am going to law school to also become a lawyerberg like my ancestors before me. Nepotism is really the only way.

>>212251943 (OP)
>He thinks companies are hiring
If you’re not in a job by now, you might as well just neet it up

>>212254312
It is..

>>212255742
Did unemployment hurt your law school prospects at all? I'm going to be applying in the fall and I am terrified that despite having a 170 LSAT I am going to be rejected for being totally unemployed over the past year

>>212255742
Crazy how actually rich people will cheat, lie and commit crimes so their spawn gets the best headstart possible yet middle class boomers unironically have this twisted belief that their children have to proof themselves, whatever that means.

>>212255977
No, why would they care if you’re unemployed. I did submit my resume and put down visits to my grandma as “freelance caregiver to woman with dementia” so that I could say I wasn’t unemployed. With a 170 LSAT I’d say you’re pretty good for most places you want. I am a subtard with a 149 LSAT after taking it 3 times but the school I am going to is good enough for practicing locally and I will get instate tuition and scholarships. I don’t know what law you want to get into like if you want to be a big city lawyer or not, but make sure the schools you apply to are a good deal and aren’t just taking you because you are their customer. Try to get instate tuition through neighboring state programs or moving there early.
>>212256138
My mom is in between the two you described. She was given her first job as a lawyer in her dad’s law firm who got his first job at his dad’s law firm. Despite this for a long time she told me to pound the pavement and shake hands and that giving me a job would be sussy baka nepotism. But now she has no problem with it and likes the idea of being able to tell me to do stuff as an employee.
Also I get to see the real skeezy side of lawyering my mom does telling me to go through evidence of our client while telling me she will focus on trying to not have it be admitted into evidence kek.

>>212255834
>every business in the world always needs more people
>but people never ever get hired for any job
???

I give all thanks to Allah (the oft-forgiving, most Merciful) that I haven't had to look for a job in ten years. I've been at the same spot for a decade, knock wood

>>212251943 (OP)
Just rob best buy, simple as

>>212251943 (OP)
I suspect it's a deliberate ploy to motivate people into the army

>>212256467
It needs more jeet slaves, not people.

>>212256292
>No, why would they care if you’re unemployed
Law schools are putting a lot more emphasis on work history since GPA inflation is so bad (and there is some minor LSAT inflation as well)
im just a neurotic fuck desu. Also I am in CA so all the good law schools are stupid competitive.

>apply for job
>get a response about them having an open position 3 years later

>>212251943 (OP)
Skill issue

>>212256507
out of curiosity, is it a specialized job? i could never understand how people stay so long in the same job, most ive stayed was 2 years

>applying online
that's your first mistake. never, ever do that shit. you walk into a business, ask "are you hiring?," if they say "yes" hand them a resume and if they say "no" hand them a resume anyways. but if they refuse the resume and say "we prefer if you apply online! :)", turn 360 and walk away without a word. that shit is a guatanteed sign of a cuck job with a retarded boss that you do NOT want to be working. on the off chance you do get hired on an online application, then congrats, you've started your social relationship with your boss by bending over and spreading your anus for him. you will never be respected, never receive a raise, and never be promoted. apply in person or on the phone, demand their time, initiate from a position of strength

>>212258401
based

>>212257412
>>212256292
why don't you grind as public defender like better call saul?

>>212258518
One needs to graduate law school to become a public defender

>>212258518
people like me (a paralegal) and him cannot practice law, we are literally meant to be slave golems for 20 IQ former rich kids and the best we could do is become a clerk, MAYBE

>>212258401
>boomer preaching to kids
Nobody hires in person anymore unless it’s a clear “my dad’s friend works at the company and spread the word” type situation.

>>212258401
hi dad

>>212258401
nigger what era are you from? i tried this once and they stared at me like i was from another planet

>>212258832
I just walked in the business, handed my resume saying that I'm motivated, 3 days later they called me for a test

>>212252073
Should I just send them my resume unedited ?

>>212256467
They want more 3rd worlders illegally working for below minimum wage. They don't want to pay anyone the law applies to because that would cut into the CEO's bonus and share prices.

>>212258911
You mean send your resume to the military?

>>212258991
I planned on joining if I don't get a job after applying with the right certs and hands on training. So maybe 1-2 months from now.

>>212259062
I suggest you submit an application right now anyway. Application process is notoriously slow. Which trade are you thinking about?

>>212251943 (OP)
Surprised you even got the "courtesy" of a call at all. For me it's just an email with the
>"we appreciate your interest but unfortunately we decided to move forward with other candidates but please look into our other positions blah blah blah"
Id honestly prefer they just ghost

>>212258401
based boomer, I'd hire you

>>212252073
I regret not opting to join the military straight out of school like my father told me. Now if I try I'd have to grind out the fitness test and get LASIK surgery

>>212260006
Plenty of people have crappy vision in the military, apply for a support trade
As for fitness, it only takes about 2 months to see improvements

>>212257412
Well I sort of got in at an odd time when things are changing. The first two times I took the LSAT the logic games were still in them. I took like the first or second test offered when they took the logic games out and my score went up a little but not that much.
Honestly I wouldn’t know what to do for law school in California because California has its own laws that allow anyone to take and pass the bar without going to law school so there are a lot of shitty california-only licensed pseudo lawyers there like Kim Kardashian and schools that aren’t ABA certified. California residents qualify for WICHE I think so you could go to some place more legit, probably cheaper, and get in state tuition. Though if you have a 170 I would see what options are for scholarships elsewhere with schools that could guarantee a more prestigious career if that’s what you want.
>>212258518
That comes later. I do think about how chill becoming a prosecutor would be since you have the state behind you and you are just negotiating with Jew lawyers how to lower sentences. Then later once you know all of the state’s tricks you can become the Jew lawyer and defend people for more money.

>>212260405
>Honestly I wouldn’t know what to do for law school in California because California has its own laws that allow anyone to take and pass the bar without going to law school so there are a lot of shitty california-only licensed pseudo lawyers there like Kim Kardashian and schools that aren’t ABA certified.
Very few of these people pass the bar, and the ones that do will be relegated to solo practice forever.
CA has very good law schools and they are competitive as fuck.