How does a european bidet even work?

You literally just fill up a puddle of water into the basin and stick your ass into it?
That's so retarded and inefficient

It shoots water up your asshole and leaves it shiny and sparkling

>>212253466 (OP)
You don’t fill anything up, retard. You wash yo ass with water from the faucet.

It's not our fault your American ass doesn't fit

>>212253466 (OP)
you fill it with water than get on your knee and drink from it

>>212253506
How??

Wtf is a ”european bidet”?

>>212253840
>turn ass against faucet
>turn on faucet
>water flows through the buttcrack
you can use your hands as well if your shit is sticky

>>212254816
>he doesn't always use his hands and lathers them with soap
ewwww nigga you stinky

>>212253466 (OP)
Europoops smelly

>>212255312
the "japanese" toilet was invented in america,
the license was sold to TOTO and their toilet became the standard in japan

>>212255051
I only use one hand for touching the ass and the other for touching the clean stuff
after I'm done I dry it with paper taken with the clean hand, and then wash my hands with soap (faucet opened with the clean hand)
I didn't think I'd need to mention this part of the process

>>212255984
I meant washing yo ass with soap, nigguh

>>212256306
soapin ur ass? tf u doin u zesty ass nigga? it's gonna smell like shit two farts later

>>212256420
I wash my squeaky clean every time I take a shit and it smells like roses.
You spray some water on it thinking that does anything and then walk with crusty ass shit in yo pants all day.
We are not the same.

>>212253466 (OP)
since when is this bidet style used outside of here? Have I missed something?

>>212255312
That video is unironically how it went for me. I used it once and immediately understood this was life-changing. Having their bidet made my life noticeably better.

>>212253840
you insert faucet and turn water on

We just use the pussy phone

>>212256501
>You spray some water on it
i literally give it a passthrough with my hands
there's not a single hint of brown on the toilet paper i dry it with
>We are not the same.
yeah my ass doesn't smell like roses lmao
does it make your farts work as an air freshener?