Any doctors in the house? I had some KFC last night and now tonight I've been in the bathroom for like 5 hours
My shits are like water and my stomach hurts a lot
What do

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>>212316060 (OP)
You might have food poisoning. Consider going to the doctor. It can be very dangerous.

>>212316060 (OP)
Eat bland shit like rice, bananas, toast. Hydrate, soup is nice, but buying an oral rehydration solution at the pharmacy is best. You can probably get racecadotril for diarrhea over the counter. If it doesn't get better after 2 days from first symptoms, or if there's blood or fever, go see a doctor.

>>212316302
If going to the doctor can be very dangerous, why are you encouraging it? My, what a mask off moment, France. Are you still mad over the sub thing?

>>212316060 (OP)
>KFC
Why would you have that nigger-feed?

>>212316060 (OP)
That's a normal KFC experience. Learn from your mistake and just get a kebab next time.

>>212316060 (OP)
get diarhea blockers, in my country you can get them in any supermarket
just getting the shit to stop is a big relief, i know

>>212316060 (OP)
food poisoning from shitty chicken

>>212316060 (OP)
eat about a big pinch of table salt every 30 mins and drink a litre of water inbetween that. You're going to be dehydrated from pooping all your liquids out and that'll make the food poisoning worse.
Find a soft food that you can swallow easily like bread or yogurt and try to eat what you can, but don't worry too much if you don't have an appetite, don't force yourself to eat. Fortunately this isn't the Kokoda Track and you're not going to keel over shitting yourself to death, but if it lasts longer than two days give a family health doctor a call.