Thread 212326910

>POV: You've just woken up in your central Stockholm apartment with your Iranian GF after a hot night of saffron and rose-water scented love

What do you do?

>>212326910 (OP)
>What do you do?
take a shower and ride public transport back to zagreb

>>212326953
>public transport from stockholm to zagreb

sounds like a hassle

>>212326910 (OP)
wake up for real

>>212326995
>sounds like a hassle
indeed, which is why ideally you shouldn't travel to stockholm for sex with a mid brown girl

>>212327041
my post implies that you live in stockholm since you have an apartment there

>>212326910 (OP)
Beat her

>>212327069
in that case i would sell my apartment and move to rural scania (without gf)

>>212326953
Grope her breasts and run circles around her belly.

Pay her up. Bitches like that aren't free.

>>212326910 (OP)
beat her for not making breakfast

>>212326910 (OP)
>fuck her again to make shure she is properly impregnated
>go out to "buy us breakfast"
>never come back but drive straight home
>lol no my name isnt knut hansen

>>212327127
>>212327149
are brazilians like this irl?

>>212327179
yes

>>212326910 (OP)
I had an Iranian gf. She was an international student here. It didn't work out because they're too hairy for my taste. I'm a hairy dude but she was even more hairy than me. Like the arms and legs are like those of a cat (is fine too).

>>212326910 (OP)
beg her not to call the polis and report me for retroactive rape

>>212327160
>knut hansen
who's that?

>>212327092
why? there's nothing there, just endless fields of rapeseed

>>212327202
my imaginary alias when i fuck imaginary iranian gf's in stockholm. just out of the blue but its actually random enough to work.

>>212327278
what is it for me in stockholm? drugs and raves? i'm a farmer by trade and like warm weather

>>212327348
>farmer by trade
nigga you can't grow olives and grapes in sweden

>>212327284
well you're welcome to come but she's not imaginary, it's our libtarded minister for climate and environment

>>212327370
at least i can grow *something* in scania
in stockholm i can't grow anything

>>212327388
Indian btw

>>212327395
you can put seed in womb of woman and grow baby together?

OP are you an iranian girl trying to erp ?

>>212327452
i'm afraid that i am not able to do that regardless of the land and climate so i will satisfy myself with scanian summers

>>212327464
He isn’t

>>212327512
me neither, well scanian summers are a lot milder than down in the Mediterranean

>>212327603
i know, but it genuinely does make a difference whether winters are mostly -5 or -15
and btw i don't live in the mediterranean

>>212326910 (OP)
hug and cuddle her then ask her if we have enough money to get married.

>>212327464
no i 'm just looking for excuses to post girl i find cute

>>212326910 (OP)
I look at her and ask her how she came to have colored eyes if she is Persian and then she spews some bullshit cope and I decapitate her for lying to me

>>212327963
most sane finish counter-argument

>>212326910 (OP)
I wake up again alone poor and without a chance of getting a remotely interesting woman too even talk to me

>>212327963
Saarhunter?