>Why should we hire you?
I will kill myself if I don't get a job soon
>Tell me about yourself
I am a neet and I want to kill myself
>What are your goals?
Money
>What motivates you?
Money
>What is your greatest achievement?
100%'d The Witcher 3
>Where do you live
Why do you need to know this
>Are you married
Why do you need to know this

Are you cute? Can you be a girl? Id hire you as my maid

based, I fucking hate the process of getting hired, even just to get some shitty entry level job you have to pretend that you want to be there and your excited to flip pattys