FAVSTIAN

>The people's voice community

easiest fake news dismissal of the century

this design is awful modernist slop, you couldn't catch me dead in one of those

>>212332322 (OP)
>I want you to kill me
>NOOO NOT LIKE THI-ACKKKK

>>212332398
>>212332353
>Suicide pod apologetics

>>212332421

yea that's negligent manslaughter

>>212332466
are you lawbymike?

>>212332476
no, but you don't get to find other ways to kill someone if first way didn't work, that's not how assisted suicide works

it's like i want have attempted resurrection after heart failure but that doesn't automatically meant i become a brain-bucket

this suicide assist thing is the evidence for end-stage capitalism

>>212332322 (OP)
The picture is unrelated to the news story, but I heard that they did actually find strangulation marks on one of the victim's of a suicide pod in Switzerland

>>212332421
lol

>>212332322 (OP)
>FAVSTIAN
It's Kafka-esque

>>212332466
hey, better than the American option, nigligent manslaughter!

Why not fix the problem and try it again later?

>>212332514
>this suicide assist thing is the evidence for end-stage capitalism
take your meds

>>212332421
I will catch you

Looks like a rinky-dink machine. It's unsurprising it doesn't actually work.

>>212332673
>Sry you have to go home, come back tomorrow
A bit Beckett-esque innit

>>212332744
Seems better than the alternative of getting choked out with curry-stained claws.

>>212332398
It's been fact checked.

>the CEO killed himself too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florian_Willet

>>212332322 (OP)
GIWTWM

>>212332322 (OP)
Why not do it like that every time? As long as you don't tell anyone, nobody will find out

>>212332421
>(You)

>>212332801
>let me demonstrate