I am immigrating there next week. What should I know?
I support Russia btw

>>212355431 (OP)
Vote SDS and most racist boomers will still like you

>>212355431 (OP)
People will secretly have reservations towards you and consider you an uncultured, misogynist shitskin, which is what all people from the Balkans are considered to be until proven otherwise.

>>212355497
I'm Serbodonian and proud but I won't go to sLOVEnia because I want to preserve it and I know my southron aura will stink it up and you guys don't deserve that. Will go to Austria instead tho, or murica. My best friend who claims that he's 100% macedonian but looks like a quatroon with curly hair and everything will be going there soon to find a cute blonde Slovenian girl, ZAD 4u!

>>212355497
Who? Did you say HDZ?

>>212355431 (OP)
Make sure to open a Teteks there, I'll need a good burger place to eat at when I visit.

>>212356178
Slovenska Demokratska Stranka, the Slovenian Fidesz, basically

>>212356285
>implying we don't have Southernoid burger joints already

>>212355516
Why would any man not be mysoginist?

posted the same thread twice again award

>>212356472
you wouldn't get it, you're a southern European savage who probably goes to church, you're no different than a Macedonian

>>212356515
If I am a southern European then you are a southern european too , pitčku mater

>>212356515
Church goers are the chillest people you meet.
Misogyny has nothing to do with it

>>212356149
I say fucking a 10/10 blonde from Kraljevo whole past february

>>212356607
My current is a green eyed tall dinaric. I cannot cope with this swarty ape bros

>>212356426
What do you thing of Ljubljana's mayor?

>>212356566
Yeah I would be if I said pičku mater like a Serb. But Slovenians are not vulgar southern Europeans, we do not swear, ideally, or only very lightly.

>>212356723
well, he's corrupt and racketeers businessmen, and he builds monumental projects. He would have made a good mayor of Ottoman Istanbul in the past.

>>212356731
Why do you say porcodio then? Or they are all serb zainichis?

>>212356472
It is called being civilised
>>212356515
Based.

>>212356800
porkamadona is more common, but that's not as vulgar because it's in a foreign language. Pička is not a Slovenian word either (the Slovenian cognate is piška, which means hen, not cunt), but we've been exposed to the Serbocroatians for so long that everyone gets the meaning.

>>212356654
Do it for your future basketball player kids who will gift you a villa in Malibu.

>>212356891
>that's not as vulgar because it's in a foreign language
Not true, pisčanca

>>212356731
Lmao Germans look at you no differently than other Balkaniggers. Get off your high horse you're not superior to anyone

>>212356800
Porcodio is only said by primorci.
Slovenians don't really have swear words.
A literal translation of a common old insult would be "I wish a chicken kicked you"

Very interesting fact about OP is he used to spam blacked and dog porn in /balk/ for quite some time before he switched to spam Zigger propaganda

Oh and he also likes trannies and also has hpv. Gj slovakenia, you'll be getting a gem

>>212356800
Slovenians have zero insults in they language, not even joking. They have slurs like "čefur", but even that is not theirs, it is adopted from Russian "churka"

>>212356971
Wrong. Slovenians are good and cultured people, completely different to swarthy Balkanniggers such as yourself.

>>212356971
Slovenians are superior to Germans. They have higher median wealth per adult than Austria AND Germany.

>>212356971
Slovenia is not ideal, we have many southern European cultural traits that have to be destroyed, like close family ties and religiosity, but at least there is a strong NW European influence here from before WWI, giving us a glimmer of hope to become normal (NW European) people and not Serbs or Italians or Macedonians.

>>212357032
čefur was what Serbian migrant laborers called those of their own kind that liked to drink and cause trouble afaik

>>212357145
No it is literally a Russian insult to central Asians, so southerners

>>212356800
>porcodio
kek that's nothing compared to how ottoman slavs curse
the hardest normal slav curse word is "whore", meanwhile the ottoman slavs will have elaborate graphic phrases about bestiality and raping someone's mother

>>212357541
That's not cursing though, that's threatening. Everyone can say im gonna rape your mother with a broken glass or something like that.

>>212357102
Ill take you seriously when the slovenian contribution to arts, science and history will be 1/1000th of that of italians

>>212357597
Expect "jebem ti mater" is what half of the people here say when they have a (minor sometimes) inconvenience. It doesn't have to be directed at anyone. It's like how you would say "Fuck!" when injuring your pinky toe.
>JEBO TI PAS MATER OOOAGHHPRFBRAAPPP

>>212357768
>jebem ti mater
That's mild

>>212355431 (OP)
Slovenia is shitty

>>212357845
you are mentally ill and obsessed with posting an Albanian president and saying Slovenia's bad

>>212357644
Last time I went to shitaly there was trash everywhere and everything looked like it was hit by a tornado
While Slovenia looked clean and civilized.

I think the bad rap that southerners get in Slovenia is in part due to the fact that a lot of them came from the countryside. In the Slovenian countryside most people are violent murderers too, only they're more polite than Serbocroatian speakers.

>>212356781
My country exports more IT services per capita than your does

>>212358178
We don't have violent people in the countryside (anymore)
There's always some shooting in Zagreb or stabbing in Split. Although most people there are from "that part"

>>212358178
Barely any Serbs from Serbia emigrate to Slovenia its just poorer Bosnian Serbs. You might be still getting some guys from deep aouth but thata if

>>212358220
Zoran Jankovic is going to be your next president. If you think you had it bad under Vucic ...

>>212358318
We have it good although. My only problem with him is not goining EU and not levaragijg relationships with China good enough (almost all of quality investments go to hungary although Chinese bought most of almost bankrupted heavy industry, in some cases they still hold a company that generates them more than 100 million euros net loss a year)

>>212355497
>>212355516
what do you think about slovaks?

>>212358178
Shut up cityslicker. Go to some homo party

>>212358408
they're in the post-Soviet bloc, we have barely any contact

Go to Austria instead, Nigga

>>212357644
Art is irrelevant and art types tend to be faggots

>>212358220
Oh wow we build jeet tier web apps for foreign companies that is sooooo advanced anon

>>212358318
Why the fuck would he ever come here

>>212359000
trips of truth

>>212359287
They're brainlets who can't learn German.

>>212359043
ICT sector average net wage Serbia- 2180 euro
Slovenia 2000 euro
Croatia 1956 euro

We have an american EV makers programming R&D center here, Microsoft develoment center, AMD made R&E centers in Belgrade and Nis

>>212355431 (OP)
>I support Russia btw
Slovenia is one of the most pro-Russia EU countries. You will be fine

>>212359634
>WE ARE MICROSOFT, SAAR
Serbs? No, it's SAAR-bs

>>212359656
that's slovakia

>>212359693
Slovenia is more pro-Russian than Slovakia, check out Fico's approval ratings

>>212359672
Average net wage in Microsoft Belgrade is almoat 6000 euros. 700 people work there. Our game developer that we sold to chinese pays even slightly higher wages

>>212357644
this is the most important thing. you cannot be proud of a country that accomplished nothing even if it's nice as fuck. Serbs and Croats have more to be proud of than Slovenians, even Monkeydonians have Alexander the Great

>>212360024
having money and a democratic government is accomplishments enough. We don't have to invent tech, the Americans can do that for us.

Slovenian are alpine-kin therefore civilized and first world

>>212360196
what a dumb cope, you have money only relative to balkan morons and africans, your salary is probably 1/3 of average US salary. we are the same but at least my ancestors was huns n shit

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