Showing a german tourist around my city and had this interaction
me:
>this is my church
him:
>wow so you own this church? you must be millionaire

>>212355634 (OP)
England is my city

Typical interaction with a German, don't worry

>>212355634 (OP)
i burned down my church

>>212355634 (OP)
KEEEEEEEEKKKK that's really funny

>>212355634 (OP)
what have you done with that german that stole your mangos?

>>212355883
Jesus will judge him now

I shidded and I farded.

>>212357177
Are you full?

>>212357226
That as in uncomfortably personal question.

>>212355697
>>212357177
>>212357266
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>>212355634 (OP)
You make this threads about germans since years. I doubt you ever met a german and i guess you are some kind of mentally ill.

>>212359187
Sometimes I sit down and daydream about how my life would be like if I never met a german... but alas... reality persists

>>212355634 (OP)
that germ is just another awkward retard who thinks that acting retarded is funny

>>212355634 (OP)
You really wanna make me visit Paraguay!

>>212359874
There is nothing to do here, plus it's freezing and it's incredibly dangerous

>>212359874
There's lots to explore there, plus it's warm and incredibly safe.

I thought about hybridising Parrots from Guiana Shield again... My idea is the Hahimy (Yanomami name for my Hybrid Parrot).

>>212359912
Is there Englishmen in Paraguay?

>>212361076
Only descendants (me)

>>212361076
Only ascendants (pee)

>>212361076
Only transcendents (heehee)

>>212359187
we take turns in going to be a menace in paraguay

>>212361498
Based! Have a Hahimy!
>>212361510
>>212361585
Also Based! Have a Hahimy!

>>212355634 (OP)
Why do germanics have this shitty autistic humor?

>>212361870
Hello.

>>212361870
My father says "they are just born wrong"