Thread 212360698

>be me, 26 year old professional chef
>only thing that brings me joy is feeding other people
>girlfriend only eats like five different 'baby'-ish meals
>won't eat any food that's too complicated
>once a month randomly stops liking meals for no reason
>hates fruit
>never decides on her own what she wants to eat
>cannot even talk to her about food or she won't eat it
>i have money; she doesn't even like going to restaurants

or

>always make myself nice fancy meal
>she gets mad she doesn't have fancy meal
>make her nice fancy meal
>she hates it
every time.

i thought americans were supposed to be gluttons
what countries have girls i can feed

>>212360698 (OP)
frying potatoes and putting a slab of meat between two pieces of bread isn't enough to be called a chef, you know?

>>212360698 (OP)
>once a month randomly stops liking meals for no reason
relatable, are all foids like this?

>professional chef
fake title. My mom probably cooks better than you

Why not conquer her pickiness through your cooking

>>212360814
i worked my way to chef de cuisine if you want to be specific but i think calling it that is gay. your mom probably does cook better than me and i'll confirm that on our date later

>>212360781
it's okay. she only likes burgers for two months out of the year anyway

>>212360872
i've been at it for five years, anon
she won't try anything new, won't eat anything if i slip it in secretly. she'd break up with me if i ever told her i did this