Are Germans too obsessed with punctuality and jaywalking?

How 'bout you stay on reddit, friend?

>>212367367
I was never on Reddit

>>212367306 (OP)
ah, integration

>>212367306 (OP)
Im more concerned with the fixation on feces.

>>212367306 (OP)
German autism is seductive. Once you start looking into it too much, it starts to grab and suck you into German culture. Investigating German culture is a very dangerous thing.

>>212367306 (OP)
It's exclusively fucking Germans who don't jaywalk.

Right next door in the Netherlands people walk all over the road but as soon as you hit Cologne they act like the road is made of lava until the little green light turns on.

You go to Prague and people walk all over the road but if you take a train to Dresden the krauts will stand there at an empty intersection at midnight waiting for the green light.

Denmark I can walk wherever the fuck I want, but cross the border and everyone fucking waits at the lights like the Gestapo is watching.

Austria. Fucked.

Zurich? Bern? Full of autistic fucks who wouldn't jaywalk to avoid an avalanche.

I remember visiting Geneva and seeing this guy cross the road without a second thought and it was like taking a breath of fresh air.

Why are redditors so cringe

>>212367306 (OP)
Not really, from what I've seen le ordnung!!! xD is a fucking meme, you people don't stick to the rules at all.
You wish you were these super accurate by-the-book formalists, but you aren't. You just live close to Italians and that made you think you're special for not being 1 hour late with everything.

>>212367306 (OP)
Wow germans are literally like japanese
i'm surprised white people can be such autistic like us...

>>212367306 (OP)
Of course being late is a big deal, commuting stresses me out. And of course I wait for the green man, I don't want to be ran over a car or something

you sign a social contract
if you cant keep up, begone

>>212371960
I never signed that

>>212369348
I think I'm with the Germans on this one.
If I have the right of way in my shitbox todeswagen, stay the fuck out of the way.
It's at a point in Toronto where I think it might be safer for the pedestrians if I just drive on the sidewalk.

>>212374131
Eesti is eexeempt.

it's very funny that in italian there's not even a word for jaywalking lol

>>212374299
I dunno, I hear "Levatidaicoglionistronzo!" a lot at St. Clair and Dufferin ('Corso Italia')

>>212367374
>because you've visited this community before

Why do you doing this? We do not doing this is in Germany

>>212374299
the concept of jaywalking was invented by Americans in the 30's to astroturf mockery of people who didn't worship cars

>>212374658
by Jacob Walker in Detroit Michigan

i always blast my car horn whenever i see people trying to cross the street outside of the pedestrian crossing

>>212367306 (OP)
Germans believe in the Categorical imperative

>>212367306 (OP)
no way that post wasn't written by a jeet bot

I've given up on the horn.
I've given up on the middle finger.
If it's a mild traffic/pedestrian transgression in poor taste that is not immediately dangerous, I give a thumbs-down.
If it's something stupid, and I hope the person dies doing it in the immediate future, I shriek at them - about C#6, sharp, distorted, and easily 110dB. Scares the fuck out of jaywalkers, Audi drivers (windows down or up), negresses, and innocent bystanders alike.

>>212375385
Bruder in spirit

>>212367306 (OP)
>punctuality
except for their trains

>>212374299
Is there a law against it in Italy?

>>212378624
DELET

If you're Jewish you can jaywalk in Germany and nobody will say shit. If someone harasses you, just go up to a police officer and say some Nazi is stalking you.

They are such autistic pussies, they'll just let you go lmao.

>>212378624
fr fr