Thread 212394493

Glowie edition
Please share your private information with the thread schizo so he can dox you and get you fired subedition
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glowie got banned

I WAS SMOKING WITH THE BOYS UPSTAIRS
WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THE WHOLE AFFAIR

>>212394535
Good

>>212394535
No it was a LARPer who simply deleted his own post

>>212394535
Do you guys even know what glowie means

It's raining

Does anyone else find it amusing that the international board is actually the most homogeneous, because each country separates itself into its own general whereas on other board you don't even know where the person is coming from

>>212394535
RIP jannie is gonna end up sewer sliding with two shotgun blasts to the back of his head...

>>212394545
that post was too old to delete. he got banned for threatening to doxx

>>212394559
You mean segregated

im so tired cumbros. i want to have a nap but im having severe withdrawals and im afraid if i go to sleep i might have a heart attack and die lol. hope everyone has a fun 4th of july and nobodys house burns down. thats it for this blog entry peace niggas

>>212394552
no it's not stupid

Shit luck

>>212394549
A fed rat

>>212394587
>withdrawals
What are you withdrawing from?

>>212394581
Yet the guy who said he was gonna dox Terrone and then shared his personal information in the thread wasn’t banned
This confirms my theory that Jason is the janny

>>212394582
separate and segregate are synonyms you NIGGER

Getting random panic attacks and almost punching my screen

>>212394552
the drought here's so bad that most of the grass in the park has actually receded, leaving patches of cracked dirt

>>212394618
I stopped reading your post when you used the word homogenous incorrectly
You wanted to say segregated, like how your ancestors were segregated from the white population you fucking nig

>>212394593
I will fight you right now

>>212394612
about a liter and a half of cheap plastic bottle vodka consumed over a two day period. and some cheap plastic bottle whiskey but i don't remember how much.

Pull my finger

>>212394660
Based, also going through alcohol withdrawal right now

>>212394660
If you don't drink daily then you are not in withdrawal. You just have a hangover.

normies are so disgusting theyll literally kill people and form mafias just to have their bacteria fart juice and bean juice LMAO fucking cretins

im sheepy

The thunderstorm on the eve of the anniversary of my nations founding, after one of the most unamerican bills ever has been passed, was a great soundtrack to me being savagely raped by my own bowels yet again for the third time in a week
It seems I will die with my country. Goodbye forever /cum/, it was fun for the most part; I wish death to all the "personalities" (schizo autists)

>>212394701
im only not drinking right now because im broke and out of hooch

craving something sweet 2bh

I scare people without trying. I went on a tour of an apartment and the tour guides hand was shaking noticeably
It's strange because I look nerdy like I have glasses, and the guide was bigger than me but I somehow give off this frightening vibe without even trying

I am a tea fanatic!!

>>212394730
ive got a lollipop right here for you

I think I'm the only person who can save this country

It's so fucking over

>>212394708
Normies have no morality beyond in-group loyalty
Autists have no morality beyond their own personal abstractions

>>212394757
im neither

>>212394749
madsenbros... not like this...

>>212394727
Try to get a few drinks or some benzos then! Alcohol withdrawal can give you seizures.

>>212394661
*pulls your finger*

>>212394745
Same, I'm going to be the next Hitler or Stalin, but 10x as powerful
The gulags are going to be the best the world has ever seen

>>212394749
RIP

>>212394708
no entendí este post

>>212394708
they enslave children just so they can eat chocolate and get diabetes and they see nothing wrong with this

you now remember Bone

>>212394749
literally who

finally got through to the mental health hotline, but I'm on hold right now. place your bets on how long it'll last.

>>212394749
the guy was a cokehead and an alchy, I'll bet you my right arm, he was bloated. And considering that, he probably went out like he wanted to.

normdrone friend pretending to be depressed again despite having a high paying job being over 6ft and sleeping with women every weekend

Peter Thiel is an anti-christ

>>212394791
the fuck is bone

What's the point of calling a hotline?
They're just going to put you in a ward which won't help you
You're probably better off just killing yourself desu

>>212394807
I thought he was merely a homo and a fascist but what do I know

dudes be like waaaah my goods are produced by laborers who aren't being paid wages that i personally consider "fair"

>>212394749
mads mickelson? what will kojimbo do now?

There's literally nothing wrong with working for a private contracting firm

>>212394822
you weren't born in 1998, were you?

I have a high paying job and over 6ft but I’m a khhv

>>212394836
What kind of firm?

This is so so bad

https://youtu.be/gV6SF492hNU

>>212394845
black ops classified

>>212394791
BRUH! I used to read a lot of alternative comix stuff, we've had quite a scene for that sort of stuff here in my part of the world, but once I read Bone it all became futile cause I'd found the ultimate comic. Nothing else could ever compare afterwards.

>>212394831
the economic arguments are as ephemeral as the republican arguments about the budget whenever democrats are in office.

it's just a way of baiting a few retards to hop on your bandwagon.

all anyone cares about is either (a) you like latinos and want them here or (b) you don't

>>212394845
Bend over and I'll show you

>>212394845
Defense contractors

>>212394774
i dont get paid til monday and my roommate is a mormon and i have no friends so its seizuretown for me. i severely mismanaged my liquid assets by forgetting i cant stop drinking once i had started. was hoping the vodka would last a little longer. oh well oopsy doodles. thank you for your concern in this matter you are a good guy.

buying a xiaomi phone and repeatedly screaming "china I have military secrets to sell" just to see what happens

>>212394863
same in like 2005, and it was completely erased from my memory until this year i started reading other western comics, like Tramp by Jean-Charles Kraehn and Largo Winch, which triggered my memory of bone

>>212394845
john grisham's the

thats why socialists who stand above the paradigm are superior

>>212394846
the guy's coasting on that one 50 year old song that's actually great and the video for it is hilarious. So what?

Just finished a cheeky 4 hour kip.

Now I think I'll open minecraft and walk a couple thousand blocks away from my village to see what I see.

I have a low paying job that exposes me to hazardous chemicals, under 6 feet, basically incel, and no friends
Doubles and I hang myself

What are y'all mfs doing for the 4th? Me I'm going to spend the day at the pool and then sleep because I hate fireworks

I used to know a lot of libertarians on Twitter from 10-12 years ago and none of them are libertarian anymore. They seem to have split pretty evenly between Trumpies and Bernie Bros, some having veered off into full blown fash or commies

>>212394886
Nothing will happen

>>212394899
I would mating press jason and then not call him back the next morning

>>212394858
>Black ops
You suck BBC?

>>212394907
going to the family barbecue of my close friend because my family lives 2,000 miles away

>>212394907
nothing, i hope this country crumbles in a violent painful flash

>>212394921
outstanding post

>>212394886
lol

>>212394880
My roommate is also Mormon.
Mormons are fucking weird

>>212394898
It’s very bad

>>212394907
I'm going to grill pork ribs and give my kid cousin a bunch of poppers and firecrackers to piss of my neighbor's dog the little yapping fuck

fk would you rather live in nippon or zhonghua minguo

>>212394925
no they suck me they call it downlow shit, sounds like bull shit to me but you know

>>212394894
This some kind of cryptic clue?

>>212394950
give your kid cousin what???

>>212394890
idk how you could connect this classic French thriller plot comic stuff with the Peanuts meats LOTR vibe of Bone

jeetran jeetdani put black on his college application

the indian face of new leftism is a scammer

>>212394968
Poppers for the chem sex party.

>>212394951
niBBon
But only as a rich nigga who doesn’t have to work a day in his life no mo

>>212394977
he's from uganda

Poppers are a cheap high just like whipits

>>212394968
Kek didn't think of that. Those little paper things you throw on the ground and they make a loud ass pop. Little crackhead doesn't need any drugs.

Indians got kicked out of Uganda for their nasty behavior.

>>212394992
if you had to work would you choose zhonghua? i'm trying to decide.

>>212394970
just got me thinking about comics in general after years of mental slumber

I think i might check out moebius next

Is there anything more cringe than grown ups reading illustrated children books (comics) and then acting like they’re serious literature

>>212394995
does that make him black?

>>212394977
>indian
>scammer
Woah…who could’ve seen that coming?

>>212394749
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you…

>>212395020
No…
Like idk maybe as a traditional craftsman or sumn cool

>>212395026
Grown ups complaining about other people's harmless hobbies

im looking for a girlfriend

>>212395022
I remember those silent Arzach comics in American comix magazines I used to take off Demonoid with the pterodactyl and its rider dressed in ancient Persian wear. Tres hippie.

>>212394749
>67
you just know he's jabbed

>>212395020
What kinda work?

>>212395026
sorry my translation of Schiller is going slowly and i needed a diversion

>>212395049
Found the pedo….

>>212395055
Thoughts and opinions on Clairo?

>>212395054
ain't we all

>>212395028
economic literacy bf media literacy gf

what games are the kids playing these days

>>212395070
exposed for being clueless

western comics don't have any of that pantsu teehee underage big boobies crap that you find in manga and anime

>>212395076
She's hot

>>212395028
i read your post, anon.

i never get pussy i never got any pussy because im too nice im always too nice to the girls and they just end up dating these guys that are terrible to them sob they never give me pussy i really want a blowjob ive never had one its because i pay for the meal afterwards they dont respect me because im too nice to emmm i always offer to take them places give them rides and do chores for them open doors they never give me any pussyyyyyyyyyyy this one girl i bought her a coat that she wanted she said that she liked the coat and i just thought if i bought it for her she would finally give me some pussy they dont even have to touch my penis i just wanna eat the pussy i dont even care i just wanna make girls feel good i dont understand im so respectful ill lick your pussy you dont have to do anything i just wanna feel it

>>212395076
I don’t know who she is and what she does but she keeps getting posted here and the only thing I have to say about her is sexo

I'm looking for a whore to pump full of seed, and then abandon
Any recommendations?

>>212395076
I've never gone for the Atlantic type, dark hair and blue eyes and pug nose. P.K. Dick used to write about that sort of girl in his crazy ass novels tho.

>>212395076
>nepo baby
>stole julian's riff
useless retard

I wanna see what they're talking about in other generals but they're all typing in these strange languages

>>212395111
You say that like Julian Casablancas isn't also a nepobaby

>>212395091
HASHUT BINDAH DRAZH KAZAD!

>>212395127
jules is talented, you bitchass

>>212395076
She's gotten old

>>212395076
I had sex with her, but it wasn't very good. Never listened to her music either

close the window and be hot or open the window and have a room full of bugs

dont do drugs

>>212395127
PLEASE FORGIIIVE THEEEM EVEN THOOO THEY'RE NOT SOOORRYYY

>>212395144
a white man wouldn't have this problem

>>212395060
disaster relief/restoration arkitect. i imagine there's more work of this type in nippon but i do not like the work/life balance

>>212395028
me when the BBB cut taxes on tips (which kamala immediately started saying she'd also do after trump suggested it mid-campaign) and taxes on overtime, the top top 25% of taxpayers paid 87% of all federal individual income taxes , and the bottom 50% of taxpayers collectively paid 3% of all federal individual income taxes, most of the bottom 40% already pay zero federal taxes, and the child credit is increased, but apparently I'm the economically illiterate one

>>212394798
aight fuck it. i have to sit in my car (otherwise i have no signal), and it's getting way too hot. no mental health hotline for me today.

>>212395144
Get a fly screen for your window!

Just saw this jumping spider
I think it's a species known as the "gray wall jumper"

>>212395148
too late

>>212395179
Are you the guy who posted his gay package here?

Hila Klein does OF now

>>212395166
>me when the BBB cut taxes on tips
the BBB is a non-profit organization. it can't do that

>>212395188
i look like that

>>212395206
no idea what the fuck you're talking about

>>212395210
I wish. I have a weakness to Jewesses. I courted a Slovenian Jewess a couple of years ago.

>>212395226
White men can’t jump

>>212395210
i wish

did that thing where the edibles don't hit so you take more then the originals hit way too strong shortly after and now I know in the next hour or so I'll be uncomfortably high

Some of the ownerns of OF donated to a zionist organization.

>>212395243
blue eyed brunette jewesses are pure sexo

never met a weedoid that i'd call "smart" or "a good person"

>>212395245
I didn't like this movie because the main characters were so fucking stupid and I just disagreed with nearly all the decisions they made

I'm a white blasian

>>212395288
many great 20th century authors speak about smoking weed occasionally, or at least in their university years.
Sometimes I think weed has gotten so potent now that it literally zoinks niggas out they gourds, for lack of a better term.

>>212395288
I know one who's been a sticky-ickier for 20 years like me and he's a funky bassist, an IT worker who got promoted from a call center apropos of nothing, a husband and a dad.

*african guy voice* I have tree wives back at home I tell de first I am going to work on cruise linah I be back in 9 months, den I secretly go to next wife until I get tiahd with her too then and I say I go work on cruise linah I be back in 9 months and I go to thid wife, to make de money I simply rob de white man

nigga's african husband cheated on him LOL

>>212395346
wi be smokin di ‘ealty ‘erb it come from da erf

>>212394757
Some people do have real principles but what you say is accurate for the most part. Normal people do not care about morality at all, it's just the reality

>>212395266
>jewish people peddle '''''sex''''' ''''work'''''
A tale as old as time

>>212395288
I have a friend who got a 1600 on the SAT who lives in a boat and just smokes weed and plays counterstrike all day

>>212395320
how many great 20th century authors do you think i've met?

kek

>>212395444
I don't know. Would you mind telling me?

My name is Kevin McCannell,
I live in Thunder Bay, Ontario.
Please get me fired O' great thread schizo. I would love to sue the physical pants literally off of management.

>>212395430
>JULIE BE READING

not even believable examples, utter hogwash.

>>212395444
If you met Stephen King he'd probably give you one of those Palestinian scarves and tell you not to do cocaine

im an evil genius

SEXY TO SOMEBODY WOULD IT BE YOU OH I NEED A REASON TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE

>>212395451
>Columbia over backwards to please Trump
>Trump sues them anyways
Cuck college LOL

>>212395484
That’s a well-documented feature of Ebonics grammar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitual_be

>>212395490
He's prolific, but even Stevie himself would tell you he's not nearly as good as his editors.

>>212395288
I take edibles or drinks like 2-3 times a week, idk I got in to weed late, like I never tried it in any form until I was 25, and I still don't smoke it tried it a few times and it felt weird so I just started doing edibles or thc drinks, I think the drinks are the best way to have it desu, activates quick, lasts longer than smoking but less than an edible so you can just take one in the evening and be fine

also you don't need to be smart to be successful I have a high paying do nothing job and I'm not a khhv

>>212395480
calling for raids/doxxing is pretty bannable anon, in my experience it results in heavily buttflustered custodians

>>212395430
This is basically how Chinese languages work. It's more efficient.

>>212395428
I have a friend who got a 1540 on the SAT and got rejected from all the schools he applied to and had to go to a community college

>>212395516
Niggers don’t read tho

>>212394493 (OP)
Another deal down. I respect the Viets

im bored

Signing the Big Beautiful Bill that will save the country on 4th of July is amazing

>>212395516
I meant the part about Julie being literate in the first place.

>>212395527
I don't even know if there's a Kevin McCannell in Thunder Bay. If there is... oops, sorry Kev. Sucks to live in Thunder Bay I guess.

my dad got in to some semi successful scifi series and then found out he lived near the author and had a meetup with him at a bar and now they're friends and he sends him random ideas for his books and I think the guy lets him read the drafts too

feels odd to see your parents be super in to something like that and use the internet to meet people

>>212395539
>>212395555
Her name is Julie, not Shaniqua

I will drink Bia Hoi in Hanoi next year

>>212395580
you're going to eat like a king

>>212395490
You can't look at me with a straight face and say Kurt Vonnegut wasn't a prolific user of the sticky icky

>>212395518
the thing about Steve is that he still can be good. That Outsider miniseries was fyah!

vietnamese wife sounds better than japanese wife but maybe this is just some repressed vietnam war rage kink

>>212395426
Yeah but would you sacrifice your family for the sake of a principle?

every old italian american ive ever met somehow knows al pacino

>>212395596
Vietnamese women are more attractive than Japanese women.

>>212395596
I'm sure some uncultured woman who walks around barefoot is better. Might as well date an Indian.

Took a horrible poo
One you’re meant to wash through

>>212395610
Every old italian American you've met is a liar

>>212395593
I DL'd Slaughterhouse 5 movie recently but now I realize I haven't read the book in 20 years. I recall liking it but beyond that it's all a blur.

>>212395588
A Bahn Mi in Hanoi would be SOVLFUL

>>212395596
I’ve dated both groups, and I would strongly prefer Japan, relatively speaking. Vietnam is too thirdie. Japan is the closest thing to White people that isn’t White; more relatable. That said, I’ve since sworn off miscegenation.

>>212395595
He can weave a tale, or at least plop down the outline of something interesting... but he writes like a highschool junior struggling in a creative writing class.

>>212395570
actually maybe this issue is that it feels gay when its really just male friendship and modern media has made the world hostile to the idea of that without sex

>>212395613
On average... yeah maybe, but only because ugly Japanese girls are really ugly.

Then again, I could wake up hungover next to Tay May Lay and be ok with it.

>>212395648
his internal monologue is really great and it's all so shabby gritty New England working class coded that you can't help but like him. He was Bruce Springsteen before there was a Boss.

>>212395633
*the Slaughterhouse 5 movie

Will I make a burger and some fries or have peanut butter sandwiches and ramen instead?

>>212395645
there is this weird channel on youtube about this vietnemese girl dating a german guy in germany and its weird when she's in germany she seems like a stereotypical baclwards thidie and then when she goes back to vietnam to film videos with her family she like devolves to caveman levels

>>212395610
Every old Italian American you've ever met somehow knows how to do an Al Pacino impression. If they can do Pesci too, they're worth talking to.

there's soooo many ultra sexy 10/10s whoring out on the street in the united states that it's literally impossible for anyone to be an incel over there

>>212395709
I hate that bitch and her retarded boyfriend so much
(I’ll just assume we’re talking about the same person)

>>212395702
>Bruce Springsteen before there was a Boss
What a comparison... what's the difference between them? Two or three years?

>>212395718
each individual frame of the GREAT ASS! scene is hilarious in his own right. Pacino said 20 years later that his character in Heat was meant to be on coke but probably that was just him

watching asmongold

>>212395742
yeah I think she's fairly popular, I just consume the slop tho too lazy to say don't recommend

HOWEVER that british guy that makes the videos about living in germany I love but I also just like that flavor of anglo where they seem like they would make a good buddy spy movie with a loud american

okay the munchies hitting now gonna order a big pizza

currently experiencing a weird burning sensation in my peenor after pissing
Very odd
i think its cause i had so much coffee ive been pissing a lot, so i put a lot of strain on my pissing muscles

test

>>212395555
>not one of you recognized my digits

assholes. all of you.

what the actual fuck is wrong with fk

bit idea: guy who calls his gf daddy instead of mommy in bed and now she thinks hes gay

My parents never contact me ever. i am always the one that has to call them
I don't get texts from them either
Don't know why

>>212395826
Not me
A real nigga would know

how long do we think janny will leave that up for? Brian's last raid was almost 45 minutes

>>212395809
When I was younger I used to go to the bad dragon forums and they had a product review section and you could search which threads had pictures posted, so I would jerk off to women who posted pictures of themselves using the oversized ones while reading their reviews

>>212395822
My retinas were scarred by colour flashing fives and dancing letters oh those many years ago. I haven't been able to see quad 5's in at least a decade.

>>212395748
If I were to do a Patrick Bateman monologue then the Boss never really did it for me before Born in the USA. Nebraska is for hipsters. That hipster director, Rockwell, did a B&W movie named Nebraska starring Bruce Dern FFS! King broke with Carrie a decade prior. Also, I have to watch the De Palma movie. Haven't read the book, either, though I have read a lot of King. I used to read Pet Sematary once a year as a kid cause my dad had a Slovenian copy, along with Dracula.

>>212395826
Not FK. That’s a /brit/poster who has been spamming that sort of content over on /brit/, and is testing a new proxy on /cum/ for some reason. I don’t normally post to /brit/, but I had a Britain-related bait to shitpost earlier

>>212395866
>>212395822
>>212395555
the Lord has blessed us with repeating numerals.

>>212395894
It's so dark.
I'm scared. Hold me.

>>212395894
If only he would bless us with a pajeet free nation instead

I hate, so much, about the things that you choose to be

>>212395902
Lol
https://youtu.be/LoOz5dhs_Jk?si=f6z9xaqanE_tc-TQ

>>212395918
ohhhhh Emily Dickinson ovah heah!

Honestly lets get drunk tonight. I deserve it

Bois, I'm beginning a promising career in the automotive maintenance industry on Monday.

I think the best get I ever got was seven repeating digits

>>212395940
did u get job at jiffy lube

>>212395926
the vocals save the shoddy construction of the song

I got septs in /cum/ saying the n word once
Gonna tell that one to my grandkids one day

>>212395902
I found a gerogerigegege cd at a charity shop once
Bought it for 2€…listed on Discogs for 80€….

>>212395968
lol

>>212395968
I got sextuples and just made the entire post "ntma". Needless to say lil janny was NOT happy and quickly deleted the post.

>>212395926
I can't seem to find musicians I don't scare away when I get technical or weird. Jun gives me hope... hope that I can just do all this shit myself and be as weird and obnoxious as I fucking want to be.

You should not have a hydroelectric plant in your apartment

>>212395902
>art is over
Good. Now let AI make me a Black Sabbath that is even black sabbather than the sabbathest Ozzy album from the 70s!

>>212395989
Jealousy pure and shrimple
Xer was going for it too

>>212396001
why not it's free electricity if the landlord pays for the water.

The dinner.

trips of trvth
>>212395999
>>212395999
>>212395999

Funny that the hyperborean agency for deporting tropical brown thirdies is called ICE

what purpose does smiling solve?

>>212396021
>yes I'll have the colon cancer with a side of heart disease
>extra salt please, I'm thinking I'll have a stroke for dessert

>>212396034
Communication

>>212396005
I can't remember the name of it, but there's an AI dedicated to exactly that kind of shit... Suno maybe?
There are so many extant bands doing the sabbathiest blackness. You probably don't need AI to find what you're looking for.

>>212396042
but why? why post a picture of yourself smilling?

>>212396041
I'm healthier than you.

>>212396028
>hyperborean
I don't think they're doing a shitload of work in northern Alaska. The rest of that country's below the tree line.

>>212396062
There's a 900,000% chance I am healthier than you in every possible way.

Cum Karaoke
What are you performing??

>>212395430
>Julie be reading

>>212396078
the cum anthem

>>212396078
Am I gurgling cum, or trying to cum a song?
Either way, Faith No More's version of Easy.

Hypnoboreans: blue eyed telekinetic entities of pure energy

>>212395949
That's precisely where I got hired, lol.

>>212396045
good Sabbath has folky turns too. I never went for Electric Wizard, they always ignored the Planet Caravan, second part of Symptom of the Universe part of Sabbath. Idk why I dislike that band so much. Even Sleep sounded closer to the Truth to me.

farts are stinky today

>>212396086
This??

https://youtu.be/RPr9C92Z0J0

>>212396099
based and lubepilled, friend worked there and said it was mad easy.

>>212395949
I lubed up your mom in a jiffy

>>212396078
Drill ye terriers, drill by the weavers

>>212396114
uhhh no

>>212396136
CUM ALL YE BLACK N TANS

>>212396034
I look very ugly when I smile

>>212396112
My worst were after either onion rings or canned beans

>>212396141
cum all ye faithful

>>212396097
The people at the northernmost extremes tend to be Saami, Siberian, Yakut, Aleut, Inuit, etc. They're not blue eyed.
>t. Inuits stole the blue from my eyes.

>>212396116
Thanks I'm hoping for the best. It's gotta be better than being a line cook at least

>>212395516
The funny thing with academic attempts to codify ebonics is ebonics does not maintain any consistency.

>>212396159
**cums in your eye**

>>212396076
Your ignorant posts and not being allowed to own an AK say otherwise.

>>212396174
if you're not guzzling Spice, it's not going to help.

Mind lubing my jiffy? Maybe work the crankshaft a bit

>>212396163
yeah it will be better, even the hours won't suck as much. oil changes on normie cars are very easy.

>>212396185
you seem to be an expert on this topic. dangus

I enjoy music that can be described as "melodic"

>>212396196
Do you speak Punjabi? Pretty sure it's a prerequisite.

got under Jason's skin again award

>>212396191
Lube up my tranny, it’s leaking

>>212396136
Those old early 60s American vocal folk groups were mighty. I heard echoes of them in the Clancy Brothers and Luke Kelly that my dad used to play when I was a kid. For movies Llewyn Davis takes place slightly after that era, and there's also that spoof by the Spinal Tap guy about the reunions of such bands in the 90s, though I haven't seen that one.

>>212396209
If you haven't taken loads of loads in the eye, are you even living your life?

Two two‘s my senpai Jason is such a gerb he is mad crodie

>>212396163
Get some good heat resistant gloves
Some oil filters are close to hot bits, hot oil is no joke either
Get a few style of oil filter wrenches too. The shop will probably have a few and the sockets for cartridge stlye filters, but they are cheap and you can't touch the filter on a hot car so you'll want a few handy

>>212396191
mind swabbing the poop deck, ye lubber? arr

>>212396034
Smiling could help to increase your facial width-to-height ratio (fWHR) which makes most men look more appealing.

>>212396232
im not gay

25 minutes and the disgusting hardcore gay porn is still up LMAO

said I was gonna order pizza like an hour ago but I'm high and got distracted, ordered it for real this time

Okay six fire trucks just rolled down my street with lights and sirens. I'm going to investigate. There doesn't appear to be any smoke.

>>212396253
Well it’s not politics or current events so we’re all good

>>212395930
not enough em dashes

avast, ye swabs! lmao. Remember when there was a talk like a pirate day during the reddit gestation era of the internet?

>>212396250
Your eye's not a real orifice. Your homophobia's really getting in the way of your life.

>>212396223
Yes it is really fun music and i think it is important to keep old folk songs and melodies alive.
There are so many great acts but the weavers are definitely my favorite.
Perfect sing along music in the car

>>212396062
being scrawny doesn't mean you're healthy

Use this for the new

got suspended on xitter yet again
and i just made this account yesterday..

one good thing is i had 4 followers before it got suspended

finna just wait like 4 or 5 days before making another one

>>212396273
clean your cum crusted eyes, you fag

>>212396243
>it’s real
zamn

why arent games fun anymore

>>212396294
they're just looking at your IP and banning any accounts from it jsyk

>>212396298
Bro. You don't leave the cum in there; that's how you get conjunctivitis.
Free yourself from the tether of your fears, and live your life.

STOP CUMMING IN EACH OTHER'S EYES

>>212396324
that's one Phil Collins hit I missed

>>212396324
We never started. Jimmy's a prude. I bet his boots have buckles.

>>212396331
I bet Jason takes loads in his eyes

>>212396320
you're clearly bound in cum crusted shackles

*british politician voice* eh hem... excuse me I would like to announce that I am jerking off

NOT OUR JIMMY

>>212396327
I CAN SEE YOU
CUMMING IN EACH OTHER'S EYES
HOLD ON

is threadcuck baking a new?

>>212396343
That's a Tuesday night thing. This is Thursday.

>>212396372
what do you do on a saturday?

just realized I dont think I have ever seen a white DMV worker

>>212396401
they don't exist, the DMV was purposely created to employ BIPOCs

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>>212396423
new

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>>212396430
every.fucking.time.

>>212396430
This one has no subject lol

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>>212396430
retard

>>212396450
making threads is hard work okay!

I'm kicking kratom bros and it is so freaking hard wtf

>>212396346
Also everyone else is banned from jerking off except Muslims innit