The most "complete" city on Earth. Every other city lacks something in comparison

yes nyc is a very good location

>>212425205 (OP)
It's missing gun ownership rates though

>>212425205 (OP)
Where are the beach and mountains?

>>212425366
i believe it has a beach

>>212425366
>>212425439
it has long beach, coney island is a very famous

>>212425205 (OP)
Honestly, there's way too much traffic and people in NYC, NYC needs to expand

>>212425205 (OP)
The public transit sucks, the architecture is grim, it smells like piss, there are too many cars

>>212425366
>mountains
appalachia is 1.5 hours away and the catskills are upstate
>beach
nigga are you retarded

this place fucking sucks (new york state is okay though)

>>212425696
>public transit sucks
imagine being this wrong. literally the best public transit in the west
>the architecture is grim
also extremely wrong it
>smells like piss
ok and?
>there are too many cars
true

your faggot country bumpkin ass wouldnt last a day here

>>212425780
It's the other way around. The state fucking sucks. It's such a shame that NYC is in one of the worst states in the country. A nanny state that requires you to show ID before you're allowed to use social media.

>>212425780
nigga im from buffalo and id sacrifice my own mother to live in nyc

>>212425205 (OP)
It does not compare to the Great Cities of Europe, not even close.
>>212425366
There are lots of beaches nearby, but the closet mountains would either be up towards Vermont, or East towards Appalachia.

>>212425932
And exactly what part of the state's fault is that? Are you slow or something?

My stereotype of the New Yohkah is that he is half-Jewish, half-Sicilian. But I don't think that's how things are in the present year.

>>212425954
Don't joke about your mother like that.

>>212425999
my other stereotype of New Yohkahs is that they greet each other with 'Hey, how's ya motha?'

>>212426021
This is an acceptable joke, my friends and I used to joke about banging each other's moms nonstop growing up. I'd never joke about killing my mom though, that's different. Mommy is the only woman that will actually ever love me.

I'm not from NYC though.

>>212426021
all Americans do this. “your mom” jokes are like a rite of passage for all middle school boys here

>>212425205 (OP)
Soulless hive of scum and villainy, quite literally.

>>212426119
that’s not a picture of the Hague

>>212426112
no, I meant that in the sense that the New Yohkah is so Judeo-Sicilian that he's really close to his mother and asks that earnestly.

>>212426192
the implication to “how’s ya motha/sista/dawta” is that you’re fucking her

>>212426214
Maybe that's a vansihed culture now, but that's what you would expect Woodie Allen to say to a Jewish friend of his in one of his 70s movies to seem cute and coddled rather than pervy.