Thread 212431091

On this Holy Day, the Fourth of July. I am here to remind of you some inventions America made that benefit of all mankind. Remember to thank us on this day! Here are all the things that were invented by AMERICA:

-The Light Bulb
-The Telephone
-The Airplane
-The Personal Computer
-The Internet
-Rock and Jazz
-The Assembly Line
-Presidencies
-The Steam Engine
-Democracy
-Mathematics
-Science
-Art
-Writing
-Kindness
-Happiness
-Love
-Outer Space

>>212431091 (OP)
France won the independence for you

I hate fireworks it scares my foxes

>>212431091 (OP)
>I am here to remind of you some inventions America made
>The Airplane

Built for beebeecee

>>212431159
Like clockwork comes the Brazilian cope.

What are yall drinking?

Happy independence day americans !

>>212431192
I ain't drink no more cause of my former alcoholism. I'm speedballing Vicodin and Adderall instead.

>>212431211
More like ameriKKKans

>>212431217
idk if thats any safer but all the best to you anon

>>212431091 (OP)
Happy birthday america

>>212431259
There's limits to how much I can get at any time, so it can't be daily habit like booze can for me with the ease of access to it. Every three months or so, I'll spend a weekend binging, and then I'm fine for another few months. It's working alright so far. I don't think I can ever be permanently sober.

>>212431265
Thank you greatest ally! Let us know if you need more weapons or money!

happy fourth

>>212431327
You oughta make it a waterslide with a pool at the bottom, I'd reckon.

>>212431307
>Thank you greatest ally
Ever miss Pakistan?

>>212431091 (OP)
happy birthday golems. zognald trump is your best president ever.

>>212431290
yeah i feel ya there. i wish i was allowed to use weed, its probably the safest intoxicant there is

Post pictures of minority/immigrant women in American flag bikinis. I don't have a fetish, btw.

>>212431091 (OP)
>-The Internet
was invented by a Brit
>jazz
not a good thing
>-Presidencies
uhm... can't verify this, but not a good thing anyway
>-The Steam Engine
this shit's ancient, but the modern version was patented by an Englisman

>rest of the list
ah, I took the bait
anyway, enjoy your (You), or (OP), rather

>>212431488
>minority/immigrant
pic unrelated?
also kek at the 1488 in your post number

>>212431498
brits did NOT invent the internet. That was all USA babyyyy

>>212431091 (OP)
GET THIS RETARDED NIGGER BITCH OFF OF MY SCREEN NOW!

>>212431336
there is a time and a place for waterslides, park in the woods is not it.

>>212431538
the internet as we know it was invented by an Englishman
you could make the argument that the technology behind digital communication (sending electricity through wires that are supposed to mean something) like that is the result of many brilliant minds from around the world and through time, which is true, but the internet as we know and use it (the world wide web, http protocols, etc) is the work of Tim Berners-Lee, an Englishman

>>212431118
Sometimes even the broken clock strikes true

>>212431118
>>212431874
by that standard we won WWII for the soviet union

>>212431498
>>212431729
every relevant tech company is american bitch we own your shit. what do you have, spotify? lmao

>>212431182
>Shooting a kite with a slingshot without any witnesses is inventing the airplane

>>212431970
There is video evidence. And the Wright Brothers and US military already had planes with motors before the Brazilian guy made his. Brazilians only think they were first because some French competition was hosted about planes and that guy won because Americans didn't care enough to enroll. Your delusional belief that you invented the first plane is only evidence of your worship of Europe, and dependence upon its approval due to your mongrel complex. Sad!

>>212431942
I see I hit a nerve.

>>212431729
brits had the web but not the internet itself

>>212431920
Brotherman i was tryihng to say even though france is shit they made one good decision
also fuck you for helping soviets
i still love you americans

>>212432005
A cybernerve! Hahaha

>>212432021
You won against the russdogs though, so it worked out alright in the end.

>>212432002
stop projecting garbage
everyone knows the Wright Flyer is the first 'proper' aircraft in that it was capable of sustained flight

>>212432012
and what is the internet without the communciation that takes place on its infrastructure?

>>212432069
Yeah, I was in arguing that the Wright Brothers did make the first plane.

>>212432039
no my grandparents from both sides had to flee because russdogs took their land
i really wish operation unthinkable took place
other than that i love america i hope you have good inependence day brother man

>>212432128
Oh, I'm sorry. My understanding of the history is that the land that was taken wasn't that much, but yes of course people lived there and were effected. Thank you! I hope you have a nice Friday!

>>212432121
yes, but you also projected a bunch of nonsense about worship and that jazz

>>212432105
not everything uses the web

>>212431091 (OP)
Light bulb, telephone, internet and steam engine were British

literally all technological innovation was from the US

>>212432381
internet is not british, i will not stand for this slander!

>>212432205
It's true thougheverbeit. You CANNOT make an argument against my claims, because they are factual. Go ahead, Sven, try!

>>212431091 (OP)
I came into this thread just to watch Brazilians get mad about airplanes.

>>212432498
this mentality is why no one can stand you burgerians, regardless of when you are right or wrong, do good or bad, or whatever
you always have this insufferable attitude

I cannot, in good faith, celebrate the Fourth of July given the fact that Trump has officially begun his genocide of trans folks and BIPOCS by signing in his Big Beautiful Bill. The provisions end gender-affirming care for Medicaid and Medicare, and require that people work, volunteer, or apply for jobs at least 20 hours per week to receive free healthcare and groceries will result in a horrific genocide of BIPOCs, who are overrepresented as welfare recipients, and who are unable to navigate work documentation due to the culturally ignorant phrasing used in the forms.

>>212433155
Not an argument! I accept your concession, Bjorn.