On this Holy Day, the Fourth of July. I am here to remind of you some inventions America made that benefit of all mankind. Remember to thank us on this day! Here are all the things that were invented by AMERICA:
-The Light Bulb
-The Telephone
-The Airplane
-The Personal Computer
-The Internet
-Rock and Jazz
-The Assembly Line
-Presidencies
-The Steam Engine
-Democracy
-Mathematics
-Science
-Art
-Writing
-Kindness
-Happiness
-Love
-Outer Space
>>212431091 (OP)France won the independence for you
I hate fireworks it scares my foxes
>>212431159Like clockwork comes the Brazilian cope.
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Happy independence day americans !
>>212431192I ain't drink no more cause of my former alcoholism. I'm speedballing Vicodin and Adderall instead.
>>212431217idk if thats any safer but all the best to you anon
>>212431259There's limits to how much I can get at any time, so it can't be daily habit like booze can for me with the ease of access to it. Every three months or so, I'll spend a weekend binging, and then I'm fine for another few months. It's working alright so far. I don't think I can ever be permanently sober.
>>212431265Thank you greatest ally! Let us know if you need more weapons or money!
>>212431327You oughta make it a waterslide with a pool at the bottom, I'd reckon.
>>212431091 (OP)happy birthday golems. zognald trump is your best president ever.
>>212431290yeah i feel ya there. i wish i was allowed to use weed, its probably the safest intoxicant there is
Post pictures of minority/immigrant women in American flag bikinis. I don't have a fetish, btw.
>>212431091 (OP)>-The Internetwas invented by a Brit
>jazznot a good thing
>-Presidenciesuhm... can't verify this, but not a good thing anyway
>-The Steam Enginethis shit's ancient, but the modern version was patented by an Englisman
>rest of the listah, I took the bait
anyway, enjoy your (You), or (OP), rather
>>212431488>minority/immigrantpic unrelated?
also kek at the 1488 in your post number
>>212431498brits did NOT invent the internet. That was all USA babyyyy
>>212431091 (OP)GET THIS RETARDED NIGGER BITCH OFF OF MY SCREEN NOW!
>>212431336there is a time and a place for waterslides, park in the woods is not it.
>>212431538the internet as we know it was invented by an Englishman
you could make the argument that the technology behind digital communication (sending electricity through wires that are supposed to mean something) like that is the result of many brilliant minds from around the world and through time, which is true, but the internet as we know and use it (the world wide web, http protocols, etc) is the work of Tim Berners-Lee, an Englishman
>>212431118Sometimes even the broken clock strikes true
>>212431118>>212431874by that standard we won WWII for the soviet union
>>212431498>>212431729every relevant tech company is american bitch we own your shit. what do you have, spotify? lmao
>>212431970There is video evidence. And the Wright Brothers and US military already had planes with motors before the Brazilian guy made his. Brazilians only think they were first because some French competition was hosted about planes and that guy won because Americans didn't care enough to enroll. Your delusional belief that you invented the first plane is only evidence of your worship of Europe, and dependence upon its approval due to your mongrel complex. Sad!
>>212431729brits had the web but not the internet itself
>>212431920Brotherman i was tryihng to say even though france is shit they made one good decision
also fuck you for helping soviets
i still love you americans
>>212432021You won against the russdogs though, so it worked out alright in the end.
>>212432002stop projecting garbage
everyone knows the Wright Flyer is the first 'proper' aircraft in that it was capable of sustained flight
>>212432012and what is the internet without the communciation that takes place on its infrastructure?
>>212432069Yeah, I was in arguing that the Wright Brothers did make the first plane.
>>212432039no my grandparents from both sides had to flee because russdogs took their land
i really wish operation unthinkable took place
other than that i love america i hope you have good inependence day brother man
>>212432128Oh, I'm sorry. My understanding of the history is that the land that was taken wasn't that much, but yes of course people lived there and were effected. Thank you! I hope you have a nice Friday!
>>212432121yes, but you also projected a bunch of nonsense about worship and that jazz
>>212432105not everything uses the web
>>212431091 (OP)Light bulb, telephone, internet and steam engine were British
literally all technological innovation was from the US
>>212432381internet is not british, i will not stand for this slander!
>>212432205It's true thougheverbeit. You CANNOT make an argument against my claims, because they are factual. Go ahead, Sven, try!
>>212431091 (OP)I came into this thread just to watch Brazilians get mad about airplanes.
>>212432498this mentality is why no one can stand you burgerians, regardless of when you are right or wrong, do good or bad, or whatever
you always have this insufferable attitude
I cannot, in good faith, celebrate the Fourth of July given the fact that Trump has officially begun his genocide of trans folks and BIPOCS by signing in his Big Beautiful Bill. The provisions end gender-affirming care for Medicaid and Medicare, and require that people work, volunteer, or apply for jobs at least 20 hours per week to receive free healthcare and groceries will result in a horrific genocide of BIPOCs, who are overrepresented as welfare recipients, and who are unable to navigate work documentation due to the culturally ignorant phrasing used in the forms.
>>212433155Not an argument! I accept your concession, Bjorn.
